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********************     IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR     *******************
********************           ONCE AGAIN           *******************
********************            FOR THE             *******************
********************           7TH ANNUAL           *******************
********************  PRINCETON HHH HARD CORE HASH  *******************     
********************  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *******************     
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********************       THIS YEAR'S HARE         *******************
********************     The GRAND DOMINATRIX       *******************
********************              ROJO              *******************
******************** Prepare for pain - lots of pain ******************
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Calling all suicidal, masochistic hashers eager to join the ranks of
the frozen-footed, pricker-riddled, oxygen-deprived, frostbitten, 
broken-limbed wankers who have already survived this sole-wrenching event -
once again it is time to UPDATE YOUR WILLS and come join us
for two hours of the shittiest terrain New Jersey has to offer - 
AND OUR STATE HAS SOME PRETTY SHITTY TERRAIN!!!!


*** BUT WAIT - COULD IT BE - IS IT TRUE??!?!  WILL THIS YEAR'S HARD CORPSE
*** BE IN BEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOTTTTIFFFFULLLLLLLLL Bucks County, PA?!?!?!?!?!?


PHHH MOTTOS:
"No rest for the weary, no mercy for the stupid"
"It's the blood, stupid."


HARD CORE DETAILS:
No T-shirts       No money        No whining


What:  7th Annual Princeton Hard Core Hash
Where: LOCATION TO BE ANNOUNCED (email us at phhh@cdiprinceton.com)
When:  Sunday Feb. 14, TIME TO BE ANNOUNCED - PROBABLY 2PM
Who:   ...cares
Why:   ...beats dying in your sleep



If you're planning on attending, just SHOW UP - NO MONEY - NO MERCY


Let's recap previous years


1993:  On a cold winter's day Wacko sets the original HARD CORE HASH -
       2 hours of frozen-footed, ice-sliding through Assunpink Preserve.
       All finish without aid except Pushnermaybe -- A huge success despite
the 
       T-shirts.


1994:  Hand Solo and Sleeper set in the mountains of the Great White North.
       World's Longest and Most Evil False Trail down the mountain and back
       up again.  The rest of the hashing world marvel that we would
       call anything in NJ a mountain.  Rambo's virgin Princeton Hash.
       He would not finish, ending up atop a shag heap in a quarry with
       Dogshrinker.


1995:  Lord Hand Job sets a 2.5 hour hash that finds the PHHH and visitors
       choosing between Level 7 thorns and a 100 foot
       drop to their deaths at the 2 hour mark, with quarry guards hot on
       in pursuit.  No arrests were made.  All finish, eventually.


1996:  242 sets in the Kingston Quarry, or so we are told - only a handful
       of marks are ever observed and the entire pack and visitors just 
       run around for an hour and a half and then call it quits.  No
       one finishes.  Rambo psyches out terrain for next year.


1997:  Rambo sets - a much bally-hooed guest hare - returns to the quarry
       where 40 maniacs scaling the fences to get in excites some overzealous
       quarry patrol guys who photograph Wacko and chase him in a pick-up
       truck (while the rest of the pack watches amused and glad it's not
       them).  The police converge on the scene and the hash lasts just 
       long enough for the Geezer to kill a deer.
       Six or so people escape the cops and finish the hash.


1998:  Geezer and Wacko set the toughest swamp flog ever traversed by
       a man in sandals.


ON ON