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*********************************************************************** ******************** IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR ******************* ******************** ONCE AGAIN ******************* ******************** FOR THE ******************* ******************** 6TH ANNUAL ******************* ******************** PRINCETON HHH HARD CORE HASH ******************* ******************** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ******************* *********************************************************************** ******************** THIS YEAR'S CO-HARES ******************* ******************** Geezer & Wacko ******************* *********************************************************************** Calling all suicidal, masochistic hashers eager to join the ranks of the frozen-footed, pricker-riddled, oxygen-deprived, frostbitten, broken-limbed wankers who have already survived this sole-wrenching event - once again it is time to UPDATE YOUR WILLS and come join us for two hours of the shittiest terrain New Jersey has to offer - AND OUR STATE HAS SOME PRETTY SHITTY TERRAIN!!!! "No rest for the weary, no mercy for the stupid" No T-shirts No money No whining What: 6th Annual Princeton Hard Core Hash Where: Starts at the Southwest Corner of Mercer County Park off Quakerbridge Rd. near the Ultimate Frisbee Fields Directions: Go to the Southwest Corner of Mercer County Park off Quakerbridge Rd. and park near the Ultimate Frisbee fields. NOTE: If these directions are not good enuf for you you're probably too much of a whiner to survive the hard core hash and you're better off staying home on your couch eating oatmeal. If you're stupid enuf to come anyway, Quakerbridge Rd. exits East off Rte. 1 a stone's throw North of the intersection with 295 (directly after Quakerbridge Mall). Mercer County Park is a little over a mile down the road (just after the light at Village Rd.) on your left. When: Sunday Feb. 22, 1:00PM SHARP!!!! Who: ...cares Why: ...beats dying in your sleep "It's the blood, stupid." You can either go to the start or meet the rest of us at the Computer Center Parking Lot (87 Prospect St., Princeton University, Princeton NJ) at 12:30 PM SHARP!! (NOTE: Don't think we'll wait for you either.) Many of us will drive to the start from there. Directons to the computer center and more information as it comes in will be posted on our Web Site http://members@aol.com/phhh If you're planning on attending, just SHOW UP - NO MONEY - NO MERCY Let's recap previous years 1993: On a cold winter's day Wacko sets the original HARD CORE HASH - 2 hours of frozen-footed, ice-sliding through Assunpink Preserve. All finish except Pushnermaybe -- A huge success despite the T-shirts. 1994: Hand Solo and Sleeper set in the mountains of the Great White North. World's Longest and Most Evil False Trail down the mountain and back up again. The rest of the hashing world marvel that we would call anything in NJ a mountain. Rambo's virgin Princeton Hash. He would not finish, ending up atop a shag heap in a quarry with Dogshrinker. 1995: Lord Hand Job sets an odyssey that finds the PHHH and visitors choosing between Level 7 thorns and a 100 foot drop to their deaths at the 2 hour mark, with quarry guards hot in pursuit. No arrests made. All finish, eventually. 1996: 242 sets in the Kingston Quarry, or so we are told - only a handful of marks are ever observed and the entire pack and visitors run around for an hour and a half and then call it quits. No one finishes. Rambo psyches out terrain for next year. 1997: Rambo sets - a much bally-hooed guest hare - returns to the quarry where 40 maniacs scaling the fences to get in excites some overzealous quarry patrol guys who photograph Wacko and chase him in a pick-up truck (while the rest of the pack watch amused). The police converge on the scene and the hash lasts just long enough for the Geezer to kill a deer. Six or so people escape the cops and finish the hash. 1998: Geezer and Wacko SWEAR that those who don't finish this year will not fail because of lack of marks or police intervention. ON ON |