Sitting 'round Ouipee's table in Princeton yesterday, after his exquisitely 
shitty trail, it was brought to the attention of a few attending Bristol 
Renegade Hash House Harriers that there was no formal writeup of the hash 
run held on January 4th. Now that the Drambui fog has lifted, here is a 
recount of BRH3's (aka PHHH South) hash in Neshaminy Park, Bensalem, PA:

PHHH Run # 1237
Date:       January 4th, 2009  2:30 PM
Location:  Neshaminy State Park, Bensalem, PA
Hare:       Cliff Diver
Hounds:    Itemized Seduction, Not Suitable For Horses
Weather:  35ish, calm winds

PHHH (South) was well represented January 4th at Neshaminy State Park in 
Bensalem, PA of A.  Itemized Seduction seductively deduced the cleverly laid 
live hare trail set minutes before by Cliff Diver. With flour so fresh one 
could taste in the frosty January air, Not Suitable For Horses romped the trail,
dragging her master by the leash. A beer check was set about 2/3 of the way of 
the 3 mile route, amid fragrent cut pines and windless conditions along the 
Delaware tributaries.  It was proposed by the three amigos that Neshaminy Park 
would make a fine future hash site. Just off of Route 95 South on State Street, 
this venue offers splendid views of the Delaware River, Philadelphia skyline, 
and wooded trails.  A short ON IN of Fritos, Coors Gold, and Little Debbie Moon 
pies were offered atop Cliffie's Escape, with the radio playing the first minutes 
of the Eagle's certain playoff demise. Not Suitable still had plenty of energy 
left to retrieve an oversized frisbee, but suffered a slight cut to her mouth in 
fielding the jagged disk. The Princeton Hash overachieved this weekend with at 
least two hashes, although the number of hashers may have been down a bit.

****Note:
PHHH Elders have caucused and decided to award this Family Affair hash a 0.1 count,
which has the advantage of get us back to whole numbers.  Academics schooled in 
advanced algebra call them "Integers".