Hash # 1230.9
 
Date:  November 23, 2009
 
Hare:  Safe Sweats (present) and Pizza Flesh (MIA)
 
Weather:  Cloudy, chilly
 
Time:  1.3
 
Hounds:  Jen and Jon plus two dogs (forgive me for I forget their names - but we're about to see 
their tits soon - it will be nice to put a nipple on a name, the dogs that is), Solo, Heyyopaully, 
Queef, Weepee, and 2 virgins:

Virgins: Queen LaQueefah,King LaQueefah - although not sung too, and if we want them back we'll 
have to use their real names for a while at least - sorry weepee.  I think it was Mike and Mindy?  
Maybe it was Mork.
 
Venue:  Washington's Crossing Park.  Starting on the PA side, we looked feverishly for fifteen 
minutes to find only 3 marks, then a double double cross cross arrowarrow - Weepee wanted to swim 
to the next island but the chill got the better of him.  We were supposed to cross the river like 
he did, but we chose the bridge (Paully even took his car across, citing the post-marathon stress 
on his shins).
 
On the Jersey side, nicely forrested trails and shiggy met us until we caught up to the hare, who 
presented us with almonds.  he also said "Stop at the monkey bars".  
 
We did stop there and had some brew out of too rather large cans.  Luckily the ranger missed 
these as we were partying using plastic cups and flaunting the Mountain Dew (or whatever drivel 
that was).  Also presented to us were unheated hot dogs.  Weepee almost ventured to ingest these 
but the thought of a cold rod in his mouth made him shiver.  I guess he prefers them hot.
 
Getting dark, let's go, the dogs almost took off SafeSweats ear in the car literally (they were 
actually yelping at other dogs outside of the car)...Sweats almost took my paw off for having an 
empty plastic cup with a drop of beer in it - literally.
 
Post apres:  To  Sweats abode to finish off the second can and spill some on his garage floor as 
I tried to escape with a glass in my son's port-o-potty (actually mine!).