PHHH #997.9

Date:  July 14, 2004  (Best Deal Day)
 
Wetter:  Torrential
 
Hare:  Live Bjorn Dork
 
Venue:  522 Southridge Apts. and environs in South Brunswick
 
Hounds:  Hey Yo Paully,  Soft Bottom, Safe Sweats, Stigmata, Kathleen (newly named**see below), 
Michelle, Varoon, and Jan (latter tri still nameless).
 
The thunder proclaimed it was time to hash.  The hare had already left almost 10 minutes ago.  
It got real dark and heavy rain fell - On On!
 
It got lighter, and less rain fell - Oh, we see a mark or two.  OnOn!
 
Pack went through flooded swamp, where Kathleen was fully submerged at least five times** (see below).  
Paully did New Rd, to Rte 1 to Major Rd and back around to start again.
 
The pack seems to have avoided a second loop but it was long enough as it was when Paully found the 
rest and directed them to On-In back near start, Bud in hand.
 
I don't know why he persists on Vats of Triumph Brew, but that's what we drank, thank goodness for a 
few Bud cans leftover from a few hashes ago!
 
Strange and usual snacks.  (Seaweed Rice Crisps!)
Canola oil (with 4g polysaturated fat!)
 
Hare's down-down included a LNAPL layer of canola oil above the beer.
 
** Kathleen will now forever be known among our ranks as "[Went] Down 5 Times".  This was sung to 
at the apres.

Afterward, one car had to swing by New Road to get Paully's hat and shirt, which were declad and left 
on a roadside pillar as they got too heavy.
 
998.pi = July 21 - Tomoko Sets (bachelorette hash)
999.pi = July 28 - Rambo
1001.pi = August 4 - Pyro (I am told)
 
Number subject to change.
 
Don't change a hare for me, not if you care for me
Stay little Tomoko, Please Stay, Each day is Best Deal Day!