PHHH #996.9

Date: Wednesday, July 7, 2004

Place: Hopewell Valley Baseball/Sofball Fields, Scotch Road

Weather: Brewing

Hare: Safe Sweats

Hounds: Hey YO! Paully, Bjorn Dork, Premature Graduation, Jan, Ouipee, Stigmata, Dan Waldman, 
Kathleen Coggeshall, Polish Twin A, Polish Twin C

Virgin: Caroline Quinn (future GM, Bowdoin HHH)

Polemics, Descriptions, and Lies


It didn't take 12 inches of sudden rain to obscure the hare's marks, which were already small enough 
to be blocked by a passing deer tic, much less obliterated by the spattered drool of the hounds.  And 
it didn't a hare obviously suffering from the blind staggers for the pack to ignore a certain amount 
of pointless zigzagging through the fields and scrubby shiggy of the hare's workplace.  Still, there 
were some mindless interfering with softball games at the start, PG still has much to learn from the 
self-effacing ways of Dr. No, scratches, yes more tangles, a bit of scuttling, and enough beer and 
basketball (a PHHH first? About time!) for a decent hash.  Caroline was thoroughly impressed if only 
because Geezer wasn't bleeding on her and couldn't wait to set around the Naval Air Station in 
Brunswick.  Doubtless their security is a tad more stringent than corporate Amerika's, though Safe 
Sweats kept his V8 idling and his ID firmly posted on his forehead in the event they question the boozy 
gathering in the rec area.

Special down down for the Polish Twins, joined at the liver and sharing a brain, as A--or is it C?--takes 
his leave and heads west.