PHHH #981.9
Date: Sunday, March 28, 2004
Weather: Spectacular
Place: Institutional Woods
Hare: Geezer
Hounds: Nuttin' Stuck, HYP, Jan the Man, Hand Solo, Sharon's Balls, Bjorn Dork,  Boomerang Man (Alan Oquendo)

Virgins: Caleb from MA
Time: 52 minutes
 

Letter From America

Mum,
Just had my RFID tag implanted.  Tried to stop it but the men who arrived at my door were big and there 
were too many of them.  So now John A Jr. can track me where ever I go.  They're starting with known 
troublemakers who've been stopped by the police before, running down roads, getting in the way of the 
Buick Behemoths and the Chrsyler Gigantas on their way to the shopping mall where the woods used to be.  
Remember the good old days when the biggest thing on the road was a Hummer?   

The TCC (Terrorist Control Centre) is  manned 24-7, they have a giant radar screen to monitor all those tags.

Operator #14523:  There's a cluster of tags over in Princeton Sector 18

Supervisor #1873:  Oh yeah, it used to be called the Institute Woods  

Operator #14523:  Want me to zoom in on them?

Supervisor #1873:  Sure, let's get  to them before they cause trouble.

Operator #14523:  They seem to moving in random directions, back and forth

Supervisor #1873:  Brownian motion, it's called.  Don't they know they're being watched?  I see they're 
going through mud and streams on foot.  If they were real patriots they'd be driving off-road vehicle, 
smashing those spring peepers or creepers or whatever the environmental loonies call 'em.

Operator #14523:  I'll patch in the Manager.

Manager #43:  Been listening to all this, after all it's my job to monitor you people.  What kind of cars 
are these people driving?

Supervisor #1873:  (In disgust) Some of them arrived on foot or bicycle, the rest have small cars. How're 
we gonna make our oil target with people like that?

Manager #43:  It's a cryin' shame.  We'll have to watch these people pretty close.  Make sure that all 
operators get this watch list:

#982.9, Sunday, April 4, 2 pm 87 Prospect,  Jan the Man sets 
#983.9, Sunday, April 11, 2 pm 87 Prospect,  Hand Solo sets 
#984.9, Sunday, April 18, 2 pm 87 Prospect,  ???  sets 
#985.9, Sunday, April 25, 2 pm 87 Prospect,  ???  sets