PHHH #979.9 
Date: Sunday, March14, 2004

Princeton Cop parked in front of 87 Prospect to watch us depart.

Weather - O.K., I'd prefer less blow actually

Time - I'd know if I'd run with a watch

Hared by - I'd have to say Polish Twin "C"

Hounded by - I'd reckon there were 7 of us:
2 rookies of Born Dork acquaintance, Hey Yo Paully, Ouipee, Speed Bumps, 
Pyroman, Born Dork himself

Rookies:  Allan (I'd bet he'll become Premature Graduation) and Asher 
(maybe Candy Asher but more likely I'd bet he'll become Grasshopper). 
Let's see if and when they return! 

Venue - Highland Park, but I'd rather be in New Brunswick

Nice big marks greeted us throughout the hash, good serpentine shiggy 
through some preserved Rutgers? land woods, followed by a little jaunt 
along and/or over the stream (a few times), over the tracks, stream again, 
then straight pavement sections to PTA/Fuddrucker Apt (of December 27 hash fame)  

Great rawshetta (unbaked brusketta) and hot pasta - but what's this? 
NO UTENSILS! in the house.  We makeshifted while the hare purchased plastic 
forks (which remain unopened).  Good YBling-Bling Beer and Franzia Merlot 
(boxed for her pleasure).

You can tell when pasta is done if it sticks to a virgin hound's bare chest.  
Well, you could if Asher didn't have reflexes that rival young Grasshopper 
Kung Fu man.  "Grasshopper, snatch the linguini from my hands!"  

Fuddruckers personal effects were rummaged and climbed on.  Gee, no GE, I 
hope the Bechemel sauce comes out of the keypad!

Over heard at the on in:
"Home Boys"  (I really can't Email how it was actually spoken and you kind 
of had to be there - Pyro - can you add the inflexion, exact quote, and 
perhaps some context here - and your reply would be well received I think

"If you squeeze the bag it comes out faster"

Pond ered at the on-in:
If you're going to sever the male organ, is this done more easily erect or flaccid?

Wit nessed at the on-in:
Bumps and HYP doing the Lady and the Tramp thing with Linguini

Down Downs at the On-in:
1) and 2)  A double - Asher and Allan with cream sauced YBling-Bling beer to 
"Here's to the Virgins

3) P.C. with creamed Franzia Merlot - now that's drinking out of the box! - 
to "Here's to P.C."

4) Shawn (for partying without hashing) - P.C. filled his downed cup with more 
Franzia to allow Shawn do the bum down down to "Why wasn't he
Born Dork at all"   Shawn had done another bum down down on Dec. 27th.
in the same Apartment.

PU security pulling out of 87 Prospect when we finally got back after dark - thanks 
to P.C.'s harrible directions  -  or perhaps Asher's hard of comprehension.