From: "lisa nagy" <penaltyboxxxx@yahoo.com>
To: <eschool@bellsouth.net>
Cc: <lancs2nj@yahoo.com>
Sent: Friday, December 05, 2003 6:59 AM
Subject: On the Road


> Captain Clueless,
>
> Here is an accounting of my doings this week. I hope I
> am excused from Saturday's hash- I will still be on
> the road.
>
> Hashing with the Princeton Wankers (Dead Hare)
> Date: November 30, 2003
> Weather: Perfect
> Location: Out of my mind in Yardley, PA
>
> Hare: Hand Solo
> Pack: Paully, Weepiii, Polish Twin C, Penalty Box
> (visiting wanker-ette)
> Time: 95 mins
>
> Shiggy does not begin to describe the trail set by
> Hand Solo. Yes, there is shiggy, and there is shiggy.
> A thorny branch leaning over the trail here and there
> is one thing. A tour of Bucks County blackberry fields
> is another. Hand is a hare who loves his briar
> patches. This is apparently a trait shared by the
> Princeton wankers. After all, on their website, they absolutely praise 
> the shiggaudacity of their trails. Now I'm a tough chick, but I wanted 
> a machete, or at least canvas overalls. I should have known- Weepiii
> was wearing blue jeans to run in. Even the grassy
> fields were ankle deep with brambles. There were no
> brambles in the cornfields, just the stumps that could
> rip open an unwary ankle.  More highlights: climbing
> over a chain-link fence, creek wading, "No
> Tresspassing" signs, and Farmer Jones with his rifle,
> reminding us that deer season started the next day.
> The trail was most excellently diabolical, leading us
> in loops that, in retrospect, screamed for an evil SCB
> scout. But as the light was fading, we found the
> on-in, and there was most excellent beer waiting for
> the down-downs. Great volumes of which were necessary
> to replace the blood lost.
>
> Great hash, all round. A definite must for visitors to
> the area.
>
> Respectfully submitted by Penalty Box
> nagy@uab.edu
>
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