Inter-Office Memo Princeton Hash House Harriers Committee Meeting Minutes, Meeting Number 963.9 Meeting Date: Sunday, November 23, 2003 Weather: Disingenuous Location: 87 Prospect, then Mercer County Park Time: 1:45 Moderator: Safe Sweats Attendees: BIV, Hand Solo, Jimmy Ruckfudders, Cap'n Lame-O, Lady MacBeth, HenriK, Nonsensei, Major Disappointment, WeeeeeePeeeeee (in part), Red-Faced Chugger (in part) Support And Gear: Minor Disappointment, Charlotte (aka Micro Disappointment?) Absent Excused: Geezer, Rambo, Minor Tom, Jorge Absent Not Excused: Too many to count Agenda: Call to Order Roll Call Reading of Last Meeting’s Minutes Review Status of Previous Action Items Meeting Relocation Today’s Business Future Meeting Dates Any Other Business Discussion: The meeting was gaveled to order by the Moderator Du Jour (Safe Sweats) at 87 Prospect at 2:10pm promptly. Roll call was taken, absent members were noted for future castigation. Previous meeting minutes were read and accepted. Previous action items were reviewed and today’s agenda was accepted into the public record. Complete lack of progress on previous action items was noted. At 2:19 pm a meeting relocation was announced and all attendees debouched for Mercer County Park. To the chagrin of the Moderator, not all parties successfully navigated to the secondary meeting site, We-Pee and RFC being ambushed en route. A discussion of this fact ensued and the prevailing opinion was that the afore-mentioned parties were not sufficiently dedicated to the objectives of the group, having decided that other activities would be more enjoyable that afternoon. A vote was taken, the count being as follows: 16 Aye; 3 Naye; 4 No opinion; 2 In Absentia; 4 In Dementia; 1 Nolo Contedere. The agenda for the next meeting will include an explanatory presentation by Wipi and RFC. The main business of the day was then conducted, including the following presentations: Blood-letting by Shiggy Full body Immersion Curious Loops Indecipherable Marks Construction Sites Gathering Gloom Asphalt Approaching the end of the meeting, the group entered the neighbourhood called Stepford Chase, and we observed the Wives peeking out from behind their curtains. Delectable refreshments were served and the group engaged in polite badinage. Next meeting will be moderated by Hand Solo, at a venue to be announced. Note: Errors in the meeting minutes should be identified and reported to the Secretary forethwith, with especial regard to attendees present. NEXT HASHES: Volunteer now for your favorite dates! #964.9, Sun, Nov 30, 2 pm Hand Solo sets #965.9, Sun, Dec 7, 2 pm ????? sets #966.9, Sun, Dec 14, 2 pm ????? sets #967.9, Sun, Dec 21, 2 pm Hey Yo! Paully sets the Equinox Hash #968.9, Sun, Dec 28, 2 pm ????? sets