PHHH #962.9
Date: Sunday, November 16, 2003
Weather: Transitive
Venue: PTC Bank, Plainsboro
Time: 1:14
Hare: Nonsensei

Hounds: PTA, ouiP, Safe Sweats, Hand Solo, Jiminy Rutfugers 

New Boot: Laura Brocovich

Second Wave: Hey YO! Paully


Hashing by the Numbers

0% ...... Hounds who tackle thorny problems head-on
100% .... Lowlifes who take the easy way out
20% ..... of Rutgers men who prefer cheap women and free beer
80% ..... of Rutgers men who prefer free women and cheap beer
60% ..... of Rutgers women infected by vile intimate diseases
0%  ..... of Rutgers men give a fig
99.9% ... Of the hash completed by Safe Sweats before plunging off in wrong direction
0%  ..... Of the advice given by Hand Solo that you should trust
100% .... of the results provided by Google that you should trust
6% ...... of Brits who see Bush as a World Leader
100% .... of hashers who irrationally cheer for passing trains
10 ...... mph of NJ Transit trains passing the on-in 
90 ...... mph of Acela trains passing the on-in
14% ..... of hashers at on-in who are on paternity leave
28% ..... of hashers at on-in who have been named in paternity suits
20 ...... number of empty O'Douls bottles in Safe Sweats trunk
0.15% ... Chance that Laura B will ever return
71.46 ... Hash Cash dollars owed to Solo for #953.9 bar tab
5 ....... Number of times faxed start directions to Dancing Fool were rejected
0 ....... Number of times faxed start directions to Dancing Fool were accepted
5% ...... Of personal trainer graduates who are gainfully employed as trainers

and finally:
100% .... Percent of future hashes that Nonsensei promised to set


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