PHHH #960.9 

Date: Sunday, November 2, 2003 

Weather: RUbicund 

Venue: RU Soccer Complex 

Time: 1:02 

Hares: Polish Twin A and Polish Twin C 

Hounds: Dr. Green Eggs N Ham Weeepiii, Safe Sweats, Dave Driscoll, I've Been Bleeding, Hand Solo, 
Jimmy Ruckfutgers, Eric Knauft, Safety Tits, Phil Hughes, Amil Goran, Red-Faced Raggedy-Ann Chugger, 
Caroline Baker

Seen at 87 Prospect but not on trail: Amil Goran

Seen at On-In but not on trail: Laura, the Polish Twins girlfriend 


Hashus Interruptus 

Nobody who ran this hash has been seen or heard from, But Prof. Maitland Jones received this 
missive just yesterday: 

From:The Desk Of MR Charmberlin Owho 
Bill And Exchange Manager, 
Foreign Remittance Dept. 
African Development Bank(A.D.B) 
Dear Sir, 
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of African Development 
Bank,Nigeria, I am writing, following the impressive information about you through one of my 
friends who runs a consultancy firm in my country. He assured me of your capability and 
reliability to champion this business opportunity. In my department I discovered an abandoned sum 
of U.S$25m (twenty five Million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign 
accounts, known as the PHHH (Hash Cash).  The principals of the account died along with the entire 
group November 2003 during a particularly dangerous urban crossing in New Brunswick, NJ. Since I 
got the information about this deaths, we have been expecting the next of kin to come over and 
claim monies because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation 
to the deceaseds as indicated in our banking laws and guidelines but unfortunately I learnt that 
all the supposed next of kin or relations died alongwith at the event leaving nobody behind for 
the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to 
you and release the money to you as the next of kin or elder of the group for safety and subsequent 
disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the bank treasury 
as unclaimed bill. The banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained 
unclaimed after four years, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. 

The request of foreign as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer 
was a foreigner and a Nigerian cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. 

We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision 
of a foreign account, 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would 
be for me. There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages 
indicated. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must 
apply first to the bank as a relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your fill name, 
your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein 
the money will be remitted. Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or e-mail the 
text of the letter of claim. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 
hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have 
been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter 
through this e-mail address: "owho88@yahoo.com 

I expect your response soon. 
Yours faithfully, 
Mr. Charmberlin Owho 
Bill And Exchange Department.