PHHH #958.9
Date: Sunday, October 19, 2003
Weather: BUT-terfly-able
Venue: Old FedEx terminal next to Hamilton Train Station
Time: 1:04
Hare: M Butterfly
Hounds: Pyroman, Speedbumps, Little Blue Butt, Hey YO! Paully, Brain Injury, 
  Safe Sweats
Seen in P-ton but not on trail: Weatherman

Mad Butterfly Circles

So close to the Sea of Shitters, yet so far.  M. Butterfly promised a little 
of everything shiggy-free as blood dripped from his shins, setting the hounds 
off into the woods toward I295.  Lost at the first check, Pyroman checked 
deep into the swamp  leaving Bumps once again to explain the LBB's 
presence; "He's not MY son."

Finally emerging from the swamp into the train station parking lot, Pyro 
finds the hare and assumes he is miles behind the pack; little did he 
realize that the pack was circling the platform waiting for the 3:15 into 
midtown to catch the late matinee.

Emerging from the next section of woods Pyro again finds the hare who 
explains he is in front of all who have just entered the woods, except for 
HYP who is off on a road run.  HYP, who had last been seen in P-ton with 
his son in the back seat,  insists that he has left the window cracked and 
HYBaby will be fine.

As the hash regroups, they run along the tracks, under the road, over the 
road, and across the tracks.  Next, a spin to the left, a spin to the right 
and then on into a small park not far from where the convolusions began, with 
beer, chips, and water.

LBB complains of the lack of soda, Bumps complains that she had to watch out 
for LBB, BIV remarks what a family-friendly hash P-ton is.  HYP announces 
that he is becoming a stay at home dad, and he's SURE that HYBaby is still 
fine.  M. Butterfly comments that PHHH's method of naming people sucks.  All 
present agree, blame Ouipee, and proceed to more beer.

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