PRINCETON HHH HASH #947.9

Date: Aug 6, 2003

Weather: Anodyne

Start: Kingston, hard by the Crumbling Ruins of the Winepress Inn

Hare: Safe Sweats

Time: One Hour on the Nose

Hounds: Hey YO! Paully, Ouipee, Henrik Ronnow, Andrei of Minsk, Nonsensei, Hand Solo,
        Brian Craybill (returning PHHH hasher from '99)

Virgins: The promising, butt-kicking, hard-chugging rookie Cindy Ginsberg


   I wanna feel your viscosity, honey,
   Melt my rheological mind;
   Let your female forcefield vortex
   Deform my male spacetime.
   Nick Herbert, "Does She do the Vulcan Mind Meld on the First Date?" 

No, but she does a mean down-down, chugging Corona most expeditiously.
That was to be the most excitement we would have on an otherwise turgid evening in Central
Jersey.  The preamble to this hash had us recalling one of the most debacular hashes of all 
time, which began at the very same spot.  [#881.4 Sunday May 19, 2002 set by Binky].  

Safe Sweats delivered a rambling lecture at the On-Out, hinting at a four-leaf clover start 
where all paths led back to the Winepress.  Fortunately he ran out of time and settled for 
a pedestrian beginning through the mean streets of Kingston then across fields and over 
asphalt to the decisive cornfield.  Some went through, some went under, some went around, 
but all finally made it to the On-In in varying degrees of distress.
  
All except Nonsensei that is, who was spotted early on but became lost, disoriented and 
dehydrated.  For all we know she is still in the middle of the cornfield, slowly desiccating.

As usual, the on-in consisted of pointless jokes and inane conversation, punctuated by 
that delightful down-down.


Next:
#948.9 Wed Aug 13 Wacko
#949.9 Wed Aug 20 Madame Butterfly
#950.9 Wed Aug 27 Henrick