PRINCETON HHH HASH #946.9


Date: July 30, 2003

Weather: Summery

Start: Montfort/d Road and 206N, Hillsborough/Montgomery

Hare: Hand Solo

Time: 67 mins or so

Hounds: Hey YO! Paully, Ouipee, Henrik Ronnow, Mike Hostetler, Madame Butterfly, 
        Lev Hoffman (or possibly Eduardo, per Hand, but neither really sings true)

Virgins: Andrei of Minsk, Adam and Chris the Polish Brothers

On In Contraception

We never did cross 206, somewhat to Ouipee's disappointment, as he hoped to see 
the Solo adobe abode. Instead there was a sewer treatment facility, police station 
backyard, beerlesscheck at the baby boomer playground concert ("Big girls don't cry, 
Ah oo-oo oo-oo oo-oo oo Unh Unh . . ."), and a meandering tour of a streambed, in 
which Weepee, HYP, Henrik, and the unflappable gyrene Madame Butterfly (late of 
Seoul and now of the Fort Dix Butterflys) lost the three virgins and returnee Lev 
or Eduardo from '98.

Between a silo and windvane immediately after the false eternal loop of life, the 
quartet joined the hare for Triumph brew, banter, and embarrassment of a young couple 
who appeared out of nowhere with beach blanket bingo and illicit cornucopulation on 
their minds on the very spot where the sweating crew loomed large.  Averting eyes, 
she continued the straight and narrow way, he chased a blue ball in the other, 
while the on-in revelry continued.  Much to everyone's surprise the lost patrol 
appeared, on trail, free of fire or police vehicles, resulting in not just one but 
two down-downs in a corrupted ellipse that sometimes represents the PHHH's pathetic 
but honest effort at a circle.

Next up: Safe Sweats gets it on in Kingston.