PRINCETON HHH HASH #944.9

Date: July 20, 2003
Weather: dry as a bone
Venue: Round up the Usual Suspects
Set: Bjorne Dorke
Time: ca. 0:45
Hashers:  OuiPui, Geezer, HYP, Nuttin' Stuck

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

                                Beer Heer?
 The Dorke wrote to us: 

> A guy I met that works for a non-profit mentoring program out in Colorado is visiting
this weekend for a wedding.  He knew about hashing, and thought a couple of his friends 
would be up for a set.  What a better way to cure that post-wedding reception hangover 
than to get up early, run through the woods and drink some more?  So without further ado, 
I am announcing a surprise set leaving Prospect at 11 am Sun morning.  Paully, this is 
your chance to get back into shape. For all the others it is a chance for reclaiming the 
spontaneity and silliness of youth.  Bjorn Dork (1 successful
hash, 3 less so)


Did the mysterious non-profitistas from Colorado show up?  Three guesses.

Was the old "can u canoe across the lake" trick trotted out?  Yes it was.

Was there any beer?  No, there wasn't.

Was the "food" [genetically engineered soy links and some off-brand, on-sale evil-looking 
soda from the wawa] the worst since Dr. No's famous crow-killing feasts? Yes it was.


Was this 45 minute fiasco worth a whole number? Well, there being little else to do, and 
Paully being lost, that was the subject of a long, and deeply intellectual discourse among 
OuiPui, The Geezer, and Mr. Stuck. It was finally decided that the lack of beer made up for 
the fact that there actually was a semi-decent trail, and for the fact that Bjorne did run 
through a swamp (none of the hounds did, of course).

So maybe 0.7.

The score is now 1-4.



Sign up to set, you miserable, piitiful wankers.
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NOTE:   Cookout afterwards at the Geezers, as in days of old. He will supply beer and a fire and plates and stuff, but you got to bring your own food.

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