PRINCETON HHH HASH #937.2

Date: June 1, 2003
Weather:  Moist
Venue: Started at Stevenson, In Keeping with Tradition
Set: OuiPee-sama
Time: 1 hr 6 minutes
Hashers:  
1. Lady MacBeth;
2. Tyler Corson-Rikert (Brother MacBeth);
3. Bjorn Dork;
4. Pappa Dorque (aka Brad Pray, straight outa Ramstein, although he introduced 
his son to the joys of hashing in Tokyo);
5. Bill Cobau '83 (who claimed Geezer and Wacko's history of the early PHHH is 
nothing but a bodyguard of lies.  Bill can be found listed in the Archives on 
PHHH #8 [this is like collecting X-Men comics ] although he says he started in 
the fall of 1980 and therefore may be one of the anonymous hounds on PHHH #5) 
6. Pin-up, aka Katherine Lisoni nee Butler '93, who took Orgo with the Louisiana Reptile 
Fancier for one term, but never knew why he was named thusly;
7. Hand Solo (back from Tokyo and still on Nihon-no time)

Spectators: (who knew that hashing could be a spectator sport?)
1. John Corson-Rikert (Father MacBeth) ;
2. Hailey Corson-Rikert (Sister MacBeth); 
3. Janet Corson-Rikert (Mother MacBeth);
4. The gruff but lovable John Corson-Rikert Sr. 
   (Grampy MacBeth, not seen at the on-in) 

Absent: 
1. Rojo and Minor Tom, who were tied up at a Grand Dominatrix convention at 
the Belle meade Inn;
2. Captain Lame-O (Wanted to do the hash, but stubbed his toe on a keg tap Saturday, 
and didn't even bother to apologize for his absence at the start or on-in)  
3. Hey YO! Paully (Presumably planned to do the Hash, but restrained by paternal 
responsibilities until May 31, 2019); 
4. Juicy (No beer check, but the hash passed under her window at the hospital);
5. Micro-Juicy

Heard on the Hash: "Thank God for mulch!"--Pin-up, on approaching the Divinity School 
parking garage Ouipee ruthlessly marked with her bum knee and espying an organic path 
next to it. 

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The Tokyo Connection

This writeup also serves as documentation of the Samurai HHH run #1160 held Sat May 24
at the Aihara chikatetsu, not a long ride from the Shinjuku JR station (unless you 
foolishly get on the local densha instead of the express).

Note:  Who could not love a language in which the verb "to run" is "hashiru"?

Seen at the Samurai HHH:  
1. Shit On My Face (lugubrious ex-pat skulking in Tokyo and about to be deported any 
day now); 
2. Electro-Nymph (speaks no English but saved Solo's butt when lost in the woods 
without a compass);  
3. Get Your Hand Out of My Butt (what more can be said?);
4. ~30 others too nameless to mention

Not seen at the Samura HHH:
1. Nonsensei ;
2. The Dorques, though they would have been completely at home there;
3. SPR

SPR would have loved the SHHH hash - the circle was MUCH longer than the run.  
There were down-downs for:
- Virgins (who hasn't run with SHHH before?);
- Anyone not hashing next week;
- Stories of Sex On Trail (naked Japanese man seen by only one hashette
  with a vivid imagination);
- Clean Shoes;
- Hounds marking their 5th run;
- Endless other categories too nauseating to mention

Needless to say Quoiipeee's hash was a pale comparison, but in keeping with Reunion
tradition:  
- Alumni who vaguely remember what it was like to run but their body does not;
- Campus Tour;
- Finish not far from the start (unless you're an alum in which case it's a 
  long distance)
- Mass exodus from town, meaning the next hash will have less than 3 hounds.
  (Pity those hounds).

The crisis du jour was provided by Pin-Up, who spun out of control at the last 
check-mark, ending up at Stevenson with no clothes. 
Happily she survived to tell the tale.  Ahiiipiii provided a novel approach to
the inevitable on-in,using the sewer line to give access to the front porch
of Maison Ouipee. There ensued an intense discussion of the relative merits of
CMOS versus MDUA, which meant everything to Cobau-san, but was meaningless to
everyone else.

Lady MacBeth applied for (and was granted) the position of PHHH religious advisor,
and immediately set off to give a sermon to the assembled masses at the Baccalaureate
(much to the admiration of the MacBeth clan). 


Next hashes:
#937.2 Solo sets at the Yardley Park & Ride, hard by the Scudders Falls bridge in 
       rainy Yardley, Butts County