PHHH #933.2
Date: Sunday May 11, 2003
Weather: Warm, cloudy, and lacking in hailstones
Place: Sauerlands State Park
Time: 69 minutes (Hunnh. . . hunh . . . he wrote 69.")
Hares: Captain Lame-O and Lady MacBeth
Hounds: Hand Solo, Geezer, Steve aka Salsa Bitch, Ouipee, Bjorn Dork, Brain Injury
Volunteer, Monica not Lewinsky, Hey YO! Paully

The Big Rock Candy Mountain (attributed to Harry "Haywire Mac" McClintock and
popularized most recently in "O Brother Can You Hear Me Now")

Oh, a hasher and a hare,
They were on the run
To Sauerlands they were bounding
Said Lame-O to his girl,
"Why don't we set
On that big rock candy mountain?"
So the very next day
They drove away,
The mileposts they were counting
And Lady MacBeth cried
At the lemonade tide
On the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Oh the buzzin' of the bees
In the hickory trees
Near the Poland Springs fountain
Where the deer tick sings
At the lemonade springs
On the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountain,
It's a land that's fair and bright,
The pickles grow on bushes
And you pass out every night.
The dumpsters all are empty
And it's cloudy every day
I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the hail don't fall
And the winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountain
Geezer has wooden legs
The hashers all have rubber feet
And the hares roast real hot dogs
The forest trees are full of fruit
And the deer all hold their turds
I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the hail don't fall
And the winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountain
You never change your socks
And little streams of alkyhol
Come trickling down the rocks
O the trees all have to shout their marks
And the park rangers are blind
There's a lake of brew
And Gatorade too
And you can paddle
All around it in a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain

That evening as the sun went down
And the propane fire was burning,
Down the trail came Salsa Bitch hiking,
He said, "Guys, I'm not turning
I'm heading for a land that's far away
Tibet's better than Princeton
I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain."

Heard at the on-in: "I told Monica we could do it in the dark." -- Salsa Bitch,
explaining how he and an older woman tracked down the on-in and free beer the 
night after Bjorn Dork's debacle on 927.2.

Also heard at the on-in: "She only had to do it once." -- Salsa Bitch, now
flailing helplessly in a sea of double entendres.