PRINCETON HHH HASH #917.2 Date: January 19, 2003 Weather: Broken Venue: Mrs G to some bar Set: Pyroman Time: 0:40 Hashers: Weatherman, Geezer, WeePee, Bjorn Dork, Justin Spencer, HYP, Bumps Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: A Little Fragile Broken Hash Pyro started from Mrs. G's parking lot and ran into the lurking woods. Then he fell down, spraining his little fragile broken ankle. He lay there, weeping piteously until his tears froze him to the ground. Along came Bjorn Dork, who snatched up the bucket of flour, leaving Pyro to freeze. Dork then did his famous Jack and Jill imitation, spilling all the remaining flour. The pack bagged it at the 2/3 mark (hence the fractional award for this fiasco), and repaired to Mike's Bar, which wasn't actually named Mike's Bar, so the note we left for the lost Hey Yo! Paully (did I mention that he was lost? well, no real need) was of limited use. Does it sound like this Hash was a debacle? Well, you're right. We had a good time at the bar, whatever it was called. THERE ARE NO SETTERS!!!!! The Geezer will make assignments as soon as he returns from the far North, but someone please volunteer for this weekend. Hash #918.2, Sunday, January 26, ????????????????????????????? ============================================================================================ Geezer wrote: PRINCETON HHH HASH #917.2 Heard on the Hash, yelled from an open window 100 feet away from where Speedbumps and Weepee were jogging and conversing: "Be quiet!! People are trying to sleep!!!" Four minutes later, as 'bumps and 'pee quietly retraced their steps after an alert landowner turned them back: "Didn't you hear me?! BE QUIET!!! People are trying to get some rest!!!" Also, Bjorn Dork: "Is that dog safe?" Landowner standing next to slavering cross of wolverine and hyena: "Not if you keep running that way."