PHHH #899.4 

Date: September 15, 2002
Weather: deluge-icious
Venue: Hopewell forest
Shiggy rating:  YY *
Set by: Hand Soloasshole
Time: is relative
Hashers: Grand Asshole Geezer, Weeasshole, AssBumps, Pyroasshole, 
Weatherasshole, Spawn o'asshole, TFAsshole, NBAsshole, T. J. Asshole, Asshole 
Elias, Steve Asshole, Hey Yo! Asshole, Ass o'Juicy, Dummerthanasshole, 
MarciaAssholeAsshole, Dancin' Asshole, Asshole Stuck, Major Asshole... 
apologies to any excluded assholes
Special guest appearance by:  Louisiana Reptile Fancier

*shiggy rating based on a YYYYY  MTE (maximum thorn efficiency) 


Ah, the much feared  but seldom seen endless looping yo-yo hash has struck 
again... while half of the pack yo-yo'd, the other half looped only to meet 100 
yards from the start as the skies opened up and the rain poured down.  Good 
thing Solo parted the waters and led the way to the beer... 

Notable moments in the hash:

Geezer finds a new friend at the start... nuts!

"Hey, there's thunder, stay away from the trees!"  uh-oh.

If a tree falls in a forest and no assholes hear it, does it make a noise?

Nuttin' Stuck swims upstream in a puddle while Spawnosolo runs down the road.

LRF diagnoses Solo with Mad Cow disease and vows never to hash with us again... 
again (see hash # 694.4)  

Mr. Suburban Cowboy rides in on his Schwinn cruiser to inform us that we're on 
private property.  Promptly rides off into the sunset after M3 informs him 
we're really on the road.

OK,  so who's gonna slip Solo some tongue and make this a real hash?  

NEXT HASHES!
Volunteer now for the hash of your dreams! 

#900.4, Sun, Sept 22, 2 pm, 87 Prospect Hey Yo!Paully sets.  
#901.4, Sun, Sept 29, 2 pm, 87 Prospect Speedbumps sets... BYO compass. 
#902.4, Sun, Oct 6, 2 pm 87 Prospect Geezer sets... blood donations now being 
accepted! 
#903.4, Sun, Oct 13, 2 pm 87 Prospect ??? sets??? need a volunteer! 
#904.4, Sun, Oct 20, 2 pm 87 Prospect ??? sets??? need a volunteer!