PHHH# 895.4
Date: August 21, 2002
Hare On Your Chinny Chin Chin:  Marcia Marcia Marcia
Departure: 19:03 Eastern Daylight Savings Time
End: 19:53 same datum (equates to 50 minute duration)
Weather: barometric
Hounds:  1) We pee;
              2) Jewsee; 
              3) Hayo Pauly; and               
              4) Glennaissance Man, a Princeton Virgin Hound 
 
Note the start time folks.  That is no lye.  I can't believe more of you didn't come 
out to run virgin territory for Princeton!  In her inaugural set, Marcia Marcia Marcia 
(almost dubbed Gotta Pump It years ago) set an eggs wizet hash full of visible marks 
and a few tricks up her sleeveless bike shirt. The trail went from the church lot in 
and around neighbors fenced and unfenced meters to some road and a constipation pond.  
Then, back though another meter to road for her first trick - F in the wooded field, 
back on road to the dirt path through and abandoned nursery that was dry (wet nurseries 
are better).  Down the road to the underpass for a water break antisans hare.  In all, 
three hundred yards of asphalt were pounded but that was the last of it.  Into the woods 
and tight stream channels (some wet some dry some gooshy).  Through a farmers plot by a 
large pump (don't tell the NJDEP!) sucking from the creek.  Under a tunnel (three to 
choose from - 2 had no homeless people but the third was not taken so who knows?).  
More woods stream fields, we see a bridge, trail goes up into woods, Juicy and Paully go 
up higher to development narrowly escaping the thrashing tail of a vicious dog with a 
chained neck, which sent us scampering over to unmarked asphalt - ahh this is Marcia^3's 
road.  On-Hare On-In.  Unfortunately, we missed a little bit of Groveville paradise 
which was marked from behind the dog's development to the back of a log cabin housing 
our hare.  Good eats, good drinks - best shared together were French Vanilla Ice Cream 
in a sugar cone and beer, a combo for which Paully was ridiculed for, but then imitated 
by the almost everyone, including Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy, our hair's husband.  Down-Down 
was downed through a sugar cone by hare, who bit the bottom of the cone full of beer 
and tried to do an inverted parachute sort of guzzle which would have been much 
suckcessful if Weepee would have left her alone but what else is new?  We learned a lot 
about Glenn, who met hi Ukranian Orthodox neighbor in the church lot before the hash, 
he speaks Russian, is a paramedic or at least has such equipment in his car, has had as 
many as five moles removed (one was black on the bottom of his foot and the doc said 
you should have no moles on your foot - this was eventually dug almost to bone, one in 
his belly was scooped out with an ice cream scooper/melon baller), uses 6 refillable 
tubes that he commonly places peanut butter in to give him protein and fat, weighs 215 
pounds, looks like a cross between mike Jerrick of Good Day Philadelphia and Pyro, in 
physique and personality he is similar to Pyro except likable, has 8 wisdom teeth 
yanked by the US Army Corpse of Engineers, doctor once removed a pen point imbedded in 
his lower without general anesthesia (I like specific anesthesia myself but Glenn 
prefers locals because he is claustrophobic - I also like Sister Mary Anesthesia), he 
kayaks on a splinter and almost killed a would be female companion on her kayak this 
past spring because she was too slow, he ran into his lab partner in San Diego on the 
beach, he ran in to a female classmate in Frankfurt airport, he changes wheels on his 
bikes to suit his desired styles, loves all sports (defined as something you can die 
doing, excluding by doing something stupid e.g. golf is not a sport), has hashed in 
Va and plans to do the red dress in Philly Friday, he sleets from Texas, his father 
was Sam Houston University and can read and write, Glenn went to law school at 
University of New Mexico and successfully biked down a flight of stairs one evening 
but crushed 2 ribs in the process and thought he'd die, recently had 3 miles down 
in 18 minutes but that has subsided, he in interested in foreign service and is on 
3 boards for consulate review.  Even Glenn himself shared ice cream cone with beer 
- now that's what I call a Glennaissance man.
 
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