PRINCETON HHH HASH #885.4 



Sunday June 12, 2002
Hare: Discomfort
Hounds: Ice Blue Balls, Hey Yo! Paully, Hand Solo, Dancing Fool
New Boots: Alva and Lucy
Time: 50 mins plus another 50 mins

Venue: Lake Carnegie Boathouse to Montgomery Woods

Temperature: 39 and counting


Fifty Ways To Set a Hash

Newbies Alva and Lucy slipped out the back, Jack.
(nobody said there would mud and thorns!)
Furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued,
but Hey Yo! Paully was both.
IBB was neither coy nor crude as she dropped off her key with Lee.
In his struggle to be free, Dancin' Fool took it logically.
Solo hopped on a bus with Gus - it sure helped knowing where the
on-in was.


You get the idea ...

"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me 
The answer is easy if you take it logically 
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free 
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover 
She said "it's really not my habit to intrude" 
Furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued 
So I repeat myself, at the risk of being crude 
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover 

Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan 
Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me 
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much 
Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free 

She said "it grieves me so to see you in such pain" 
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again 
I said, I appreciate that, but would you please explain about the fifty ways 

She said, "why don't we both just sleep on it tonight" 
And I believe, in the morning you'll begin to see the light 
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right 
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover 

Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan 
Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me 
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much 
Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free


Next hashes:


#886.4  WEDNESDAY June 19. 6pm Prospect. Hey Yo! Paully sets

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#3349.4 WEDNESDAY Jun 12, 2052. 6pm Prospect. Discomfort sets her Centennial hash. 
                                              BYO life support system.

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This hash was so good it merited two writeups, this one by Hey YO! Paully ...

Wednesday June 12
Set by Discomfort
Washed away by heavy rain
Some rain fell during hash as well
 
Run by Hey YO! Paully, Hand Solo, Iced Blue Balls, Dancing Fool
 
Virgins - ICB's pals:  Elva and Loosey.
 
Run from canal boat ramp off Rte. 27 in various directions.  I saw marks in Herrontown 
Woods.
 
Hare proclaimed virgin territory through Smoyer Park.  I contest this proclamation - 
just because the park is brand new doesn't mean we never visited said coordinates.
 
Highlight of evening was before the hash - Dancing Fool led geese to his car with 
bread crumbs.  They were all over the parking lot.  He found the fattest one, threw it 
in the trunk and held his head and slammed the trunk on it so that it would bleed outside.  
Mmmmm - yummy pickings for later!  
 
Next up:  Summer Solstice Hash set by yours truly!