PRINCETON HHH HASH #884.4 

Date:   Wednesday, June 5, 2002
Hare:   Hand Solo
Hounds: Wipi, Discomfort, Excremental Earnings, Hey YO! Paully, 
        In Up to His Waist, Natural Born Lesbian
Weather: Sticky
Time: 1:25 including fluid break
Venue: Woodfield Reservation to Province Line Bridge
Revolting food: Hand's irredeemable Vanilla Vienna Fingers

There and Back Again

Not that this hash featured dragons or slimy devolving creatures playing 
guessing games, but the feet of at least one of the participants have 
hair. Hand was again surprisingly well behaved, reversing Nonsensei's 
set (PHHH #878.4) until we reached Stony Brook Dam by behind P'ton Day 
School.  A particularly devilish checkmark or especially clueless pack 
took some time finding true trail, and after some hopping behind houses 
and plodding down suburban roads we reached Hand's Fluid Break on the 
north side of the [Image].

No one drank any beer, indicating just how degraded this Hash is becoming, 
and then the pack descended to the Brook which wasn't as full as when Geezer 
lost his shirt (PHHH #878.4) and  followed and crossed it a couple of times 
to the relief of the hounds' feet before petering out below the power lines 
to Zorgon's lair [Image].  More pointless wandering ensued before we figured 
out that the sucker went up the bloody hill to a check mark, to another check 
mark and looping thence more or less back via Hand's flour-out streak to the 
Fluid Break turned On-In at the Bridge.

Hand recited the Owl and the Pussycat [Image], which merited him a down-down 
and the proposal that the Mr. Lear's romantic ditty become the PHHH's official 
toasting poem.  Meanwhile, EE, who is soon to depart for the Courtauld 
Institute [Image](EE's room is over the middle arch), ate the creme from the 
awful Vienna fingers and committed more-or-less to setting her second or maybe 
third hash before heading east. How's Wednesday the 26th sound?