PRINCETON HHH HASH #880.5 


Date: May 12, 2002

Hare: Juicy

Ghost Hare: Hey YO! Paully

Location: Rosedale Park main parking lot to Blackwell Road parking lot

Weather: Maternal

Time: 60 minutes

Hounds: Geezer, Discomfort, Weepea, Hand Solo

Beer:  Syrup and Honey with a souçon of Hops



                          No Joy to Our Mothers

Our mothers endured much pain to bear us, and will never let us forget it.  They gave us 
good advice, whether we wanted it or not:  Don't go out with a wet head; Don't chew with 
your mouth full; Don't talk to strangers; Don't look at naked statues; Don't open bottles 
without an opener; Don't run with the wrong crowd; Don't eat food that glows in the dark;
Don't be so stupid.  We violated all these rules on Sunday, and many more that Herr 
Ashcroft would add to the list.  

Discomfort's distraction is understandable, she stands on the threshold of 
Mother-in-Law-dom.  But what happened to the rest of the pack on the last checkmark?  
Within mere feet of the on-in Quieepi suddenly avoids the obvious straight true path and
instead plunges into the confusing morass of poison ivy and empty beer bottles that is
Rosedale Park, dragging the rest of the sheep-like pack with him.  Several looping miles 
later we eventually got back to the on-in.

Hey YO! Paully's role in this sordid affair is unclear, but he was seen lurking in the 
shrubbery near the on-in.  He is no doubt to blame for the vile glucose drink that 
passed for beer.


Overheard on the hash:
 
 Solo, describing the position during a sexual act:
 "My woman was on her knees."
 
 When he realized this remark could sound
 embarrassing, he clarified it assuring us that he
 wasn't talking about his wife.


PHHH #881.5: Sunday, May 19, Binky sets just enough to fulfill graduation requirements 
and sends us through the Baccalaureate.