PHHH #877.4
Location: Gold's Gym south of Raymond Road to Kingston Shopping Center

Weather: friendless
Time: 1:23
Hare: Hand Solo
Hounds: Hey YO! Paully, Juicy, Wacko, Spawnosolo, Llloda
Weepee Guest hound: Edamame

In a feckless bid for grandmasterdom during Geezer and Wacko's extended absences, 
Hand tempered his propensity for ultrahashes and laid a trail that only seemed long 
on a gray, cool, wet afternoon.  He avoided terrain used by HYP (#832.4) and 
Nonsensei (#762.4) and instead set a pleasant course that parallelled Route 1 and 
saw Juicy uncharacteristically plunge through the underbrush and poison ivy aborning 
while Wipi skipper-deed through the adjoining park.

All seemed to pass without much incident to the apparent relief of our visitor from 
the Tokyo Ladies Hash House Harrierettes.  That is, until Solo dropped the other shoe 
in a gooey impasse, a fair amount of shiggy, and a big field in the abandoned Rt. 92 
lands north of 27. There Spawn did a fair rendition of Juicy following marks on the 
west side, Paully crooned like a great flightless auk in rutting season following 
marks on the east side, and Wepei imitated Geezer in bloodletting and confusion while 
thrashing about from one end to the other and back again.

The on-in starred Llloda, who won the self-announced wet sweatshirt contest, and there 
was a new PHHH record for most hashers in a car (8) without using the trunk. Edamame, 
whose name she translated as "Special Beans," thought that our website should 
prominently encourage new hashers (especially females attending business meetings 
the next day) to wear pants.  That did not stop her from trading shirts with Weipei, 
who will try to fit in his gift next
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