PRINCETON HHH HASH #876.4

Date: April 14, 2002
Weather: Tumid
Location: Washington Crossing State Park, NJ
Time: 45 minutes and 60 minutes
Hashers for 876.4: Speedbumps, Hey YO! Paully, Juicy, Valerie Lied, Dummer, Hand Solo 
Hashers for 876.45: Llloda, OUipEE, Excremental Earnings 
Rookies (876.45): Aline Johnson
Hare: Pyroman, Little Blue Butt

Double Shot of My Pyro's Love

Leave it to Geezer to decide on enumeration for these hashes, which shared only a trail 
and a hare.  For 876.45, Weipee decided it started from the soccer field parking lot off 
Bear Tavern Road, and then Llloda was sure that there was another entrance a little ways 
down the road.  After reaching Woosamoosa Road, consultations with rookie Aline's maps 
led the group to the start some time after 3. Distant "On-ons" could be heard toward the 
river; surely they weren't THAT far behind.

An hour later, having more or less carried out the Figure-8 path hinted at the start and 
rambled through woods, on flowers, over and around the D&R canal, across a small stream 
and past some surprised tie-dyed skateboarders, the hares found the last mark on the 
verge of a picnic ground.  It seemed appropriate for the On-In, and a 360 recon revealed 
nothing.  Where was PHHH 876.4?  Could they have been so bored with their own witless 
repartee and crummy grub that they held the shortest on-in in the history of the PHHH?  
Was it naptime for Little Blue Butt?  Time passed, Llloda began to look faint from 
dehytitration, and the fading crew returned to the start.

Sure enough, the bastards had come and gone, leaving nary but a bottle of beer in Wypy's 
car and a lemon creme on his windshield. Llloda called for intravenous fluids whereupon 
Huipy pulled Water! and Orange-flavored Soda Water! and Stewart's Orange Creme Soda! and 
Diet Sprite! out of his trunk.  There was Beer! as well, but the pack was oblivious to 
that, and the deep-green sward 10 feet away, sitting instead on the asphalt next to the 
exhaust pipe and scarfing down the bevvies, a bag of Cheezy Poofs, and other delectables 
from Ouipij's set the week before.  They even got into the serious French chocolate, 
Excremental Earnings rashly insisting on a chunk of Lindt 99% pure, much to her 
discomfort 10 seconds later.  Llloda revived and remembered that this was her 100th hash, 
leading to the traditional PHHH circle and song.  PHHH #876.4 could have been no shittier.