PRINCETON HHH HASH #870.4

Date: March 3, 2002

Pyroman and Speedbumps had the honour to set                    
                            HARD CORE X
            No Money, No T-shirts, No Whining, and NO MERCY!

Weather: cold and wet
Venue: High Bridge, NJ
Set:  Speedbumps and Pyroman
Time: 3 hours
Hashers: Geezer, Solo, Wacko, Tabletoes, Llloda, Juicy, 
Paully, Holding out, Binky, Dancin' Fool, NBL(or was it 
Marcia Marcia, Marcia?), and some other wankers I don't 
remember.
Rookie:  visitor from Bridgewater, anyone remember his 
name?  ... Fabio's Bitch
Not so valiant effort:  Spanking Ryan's Privates

Unfortunately, no one's fingers recovered enough to 
pound out a write up, so a hare's point of view will 
have to suffice:

HARD CORE X
No T-shirts, No money, No whining, No singing! 

Three hours of nosebleed-inducing altitude, flesh 
rending thorns, ankle-wrenching boulders and raging 
rivers highlighted this year's hard core.  Rambo failed 
to deliver the much anticipated Hard Core Malt liquor 
and unlike his so-called "benchmark of all hard cores", 
at least the pack found a trail.  Ouipee swam the 
Raritan, putting Joy's canal crossing of old to shame, 
Paully circumnavigated the first beer check to visit 
Bumps' mom in Califon, and Juicy reluctantly ran trail.  
Jeb was at the monster truck rally drinking Coors, 
thereby sparing the pack from potential perforations as 
they crossed his target range.  

Unable to attend, RoJo provided a moldy bitter melon for 
apres enjoyment, Dancin Fool's mother provided a 
birthday cake, and Private Ryan, not having actually run 
the trail, tried valiantly again to lead the Princeton 
HHH in song.  Beer and down-downs crowned the event and 
a hash bash at Good Friends commenced for the survivors. 

Next Hashes:
VOLUNTEER, you miserable wankers... don't make me come 
after you!  

PHHH #873.4, Sun March 24, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Geezer 
sets on Binky's tail.

PHHH #874.4, Sun March 31, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Llloda 
sets the Easter Beer Hash!  Bring your own bunny!

PHHH #875.4, Sun, Apr 7, 2 pm, 87 Prospect ??? sets???

PHHH #876.4, Sun, Apr 14, 2 pm, 87 Prospect ??? sets???

PHHH #877.4, Sun, Apr 21, 2 pm, 87 Prospect ??? sets???

PHHH #878.5, Sun Apr 28, 2 pm, 87 Prospect ??? sets???