PRINCETON HHH HASH #867.4

Date:      February 10, 2002
Weather:   Decaying
Venue:     Carrier Clinique and Environs
Set:       SRP
Time:      0:50
Hashers:   Hey Yo! Paully, Geezer, Wacko, Speed Bumps, Dancin' Fool, Pyro, Little Blue Butt, 
           WheePhee, Binky, Solo, LLLoda, Natural Born Lesbian
Travelers: One from Rumson, One from Philly

   Dust to Dust

We ran this one through fields adjacent to the Carrier Clinique strewn with the dead bodies 
of many large mammals, doubtless the victims of bored guards manning the gun towers 
surrounding the CC, lately converted into  a holding pen for Formerly Brave Taliban 
Warriors. Veterans of the Deer Necropolis were hardly fazed, but the superabundance of dead 
and decaying bodies, of creatures too gross for even the PH3 to eat afterward, was 
unsettling to some of the pack. SPR apparently set with goose shit, squeezing the poor beast
whenever necessary. Bumps alleged that this method could not have been used, as geese 
produce no solid waste. However, the evidence was clear, and she's not too current with 
recent genetically-induced permutations in the avian population anyway. Perhaps he used a 
turkey. 

Natural Born Lesbian did a terrible thing to a duck on the way to the On In. Fortunately it
was made out of wood. Still, overall it was a bad day for birds.
Spanking, oh so splendid in his freshly painted toenails, did a better job than usual, 
producing a run ten times his normal length, and only slightly too short. Designer beer at 
the On In.

We did a down down for G, and it was good.

We need a setter for the next two weeks. YBS is away so you are on your own.


Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

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