PRINCETON HHH HASH #865.4

Date: January 20, 2002
Weather: Potentially explosive
Venue: Plainsboro orchards, Kingston towpath
Set: Geezer
Time: 0:48
Hashers: WeePee, Rojo, Wacko, Yellow Ball, Llloda, Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!, Pyroman, 
Speedbumps, Little Blue Butt, Ouipee's Binky

Rookie: Deviant Honked (real name withheld)

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

The Princeton Hash initiated its first Mongolian expatriate in proper style, luring her 
from Mama Geezer's parking lot at Windrows across the spookily abandoned orchards, boring 
her on the towpath from Kingston, blindly following marks for no good reason through shiggy 
parallel to the towpath, cutting up her legs, soiling her shoes, and giving her a name with 
no blood oath on her part that Anagram/Deviant Honked/Invoke the DNA would ever return.

Ouipee entertained the multitude at the on-in by throwing, lobbing really, a 70-year-old 
bottle of hydrogen peroxide against a tree after Geezer slowly and carefully explained the 
exothermic nature of the aged and fragile hydrogen bonds.  It turned out that the OXOL was 
at least as tough as Mama Geezer and that Geezer has been misleading seventy-seven 
generations of freshmen on this issue because the bottle didn't explode and nobody died.

Next: WijpYy's post-Groundhog Day, super-patriotic hash, the finest ever set on the Meadow 
Road overpass!