PRINCETON HHH HASH #864.4

Date: January 20, 2002
Weather: Powder, 2" base
Venue: Mercer County Park
Set: Juicy and Hey YO! Paully
Time: 0:48
Hashers: WeePee, Rojo, Llloda, Natural Born Lesbian*
Rookie: Alison of the Junior League

* Has anyone ever noticed the striking resemblance that NBL has to Marcia! Marcia! 
  Marcia!? Have they ever been seen in the same room together?


Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: The Biggest Wachspress Double Cross in the World

There was me, Juicy, and some of my droogs--no, wait, that's been done before.  
So, for that matter, has this hash.  On the other hand, when has one man on the Princeton 
Hash ever had to satisfy the needs of four females?  'Tis true, by the end, where Juicy 
thoughtfully provided hot tea and frosty beer in shapely 8 oz. ponies, Rojo was hardly 
speaking to Ouipee on account of his concern for the rear guard, and the flirtatious 
snowballing with Llloda by the lake.  In fact, she was so furious that the Grand 
Dominatrix, hashette nonpareil, fell for the oldest trick in the MCPark hashbook.  
That's right, she followed no marks right to the end of the spit sticking into the lake 
before backtracking to the one bit of the day's trail through some frozen marshy bits.

Nonetheless, all was forgotten as the tiny crew frolicked over the fluffy stuff with a 
following breeze and admired the true-trail snow mark on the new golf course to the on-in.  
Indeed, this was no ordinary Wachspress arrow, and this image gives an idea of how it 
appeared to the hardy crew as they romped over the fairways: [Image] In fact, it looked 
almost exactly like this, only the colors were inverted.

Next week: Geezer tries to set and finish the hash during halftime of the 
Patriots-Steelers game.  Anyone for a campus hash?