PRINCETON HHH HASH #850.4 Date: October 14, 2001 Weather: Toxic Venue: Washington's Cursing State Park Set: Little Bluebutt and his Assistant Time: 0:37 Hashers Geezer, Rojo, Hey Yo! Paully, LLLoda, Tony Yeo, Wee-P, SpeedBumps, Discomfort,Spaghetti-Boy-R-D, LLLoda, Nonsensei, Nacheral-Born Lesbian, Wacko, TableToes Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: What Was That Strange White Powder, Lone Ranger? The lone Ranger and Tonto were riding West when suddenly 10,000 crazed Apaches came riding towards them. "Ho, Tonto, we better ride East," said the Lone Ranger, and then, as they turned to the East, 50,000 blood-thirsty Souix came riding right at them. "Ho, Tonto, we better ride North," said the Lone Ranger, and then, as they turned to the North, 100,000........, But that's another story isn't it, filled with blood, gore, and serious ethnic profiling. It is much too strong stuff for the likes of you. I better not end it. But, speaking of danger, as we might have been, and vengance, as we would have been had we finished the story, and considering the ultimate demise of Pyro and LittleBlueButt, as we weren't but would like to have been, these two setters knew that they were likely to get busted or worse as they sprayed white powder around the landscape last Sunday. So, they didn't use much - their marks would have done the un-lamented Mr. Microdot credit, and their 37 minute mini-hash is a strong contender for worst of the year. Still, there was beer at the end, and I suppose that's something. RoJo finished last having become lost as she mused over the question of whether Lorenzo could be allowed to have the self-appointed name, Spaghetti Boy. The Geezer said no, but Rojo prevailed as she always does, promising the Geezer who knows what sordid favors. So, next week, Lorenzo will do a down-down and become Spaghetti Boy-R-D, which sings somehow. I guess. YBS #851.4, Sunday, Oct 21, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Speedbumps sets, BYO compass. #852.4, Sunday, Oct 28, 2 pm. 87 Prospect, Hey Yo! Paully sets the Halloweenie hash, BYOWeenie... oops, I mean Costume! #853.4, Sunday, Nov 4, 2 pm, 87 Prospect ??? sets??? #854.4, Sunday, Nov 11, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Rambo sets, BYO trail. #855.4, Sunday, Nov 18, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, A. G. Zaire sets, BYO bail.