PRINCETON HHH HASH #843.4

Date: 8/29/2001
Weather: parched
Venue: Princeton Community Park--Educational Testing Service Set by: Uranus Williams
Time: 1:15
Hashers:  Hey Yo Paully, Juicy, RoJo, Ouipee, Spankin' Ryan's Privates, Nonsensei, 
Marcia Marcia Marcia!, Lorenzo, Tropical Depression, Ice Blue Balls, Baby Blue Balls, 
Sonuvabitch, Natural Born Lesbian

The Princeton Standard Hash Inquiry Test

Each question may have several correct answers.  Each question may have no correct answer.  
You will penalized for failure to answer all of the questions. Fill in each circle completely 
with a Number 2 pencil.  If you have time, review your answers.  You have 30 minutes to 
complete this section.

Uranus's last hash started at
a. Princeton Community Park
b. ETS
c. Province Line Road
d. all of the above

It followed
a. Stony Brook east
b. Stony Brook west
c. the setting sun
d. all of the above

Hashers
a. ran
b. swam
c. walked
d. got lost
e. all of the above

Hashers found
a. snapping turtles
b. ostrich eggs
c. giant wild cats
d. quadratic equations
e. the most beautiful thing in the world
f. blue meanies
g. all of the above
h. none of the above

Uranus's last hash finished at
a. Princeton Community Park
b. ETS
c. Province Line Road
d. all of the above

Uranus's on-in featured
a. fine beer
b. finer organic cookies
c. A Joy to his Mother's leftover groceries
d. mosquitos
e. presents for everyone
f. all of the above

For her farewell down-down, Uranus
a. sang a loud and bawdy hash song
b. let Spankin' Private Ryan sing a loud and bawdy hash song
c. downed her cup without batting an eye
d. had to dump the rest of her cup over her head
e. threw the brew at Weepee

On discovering an on-in on ETS property, security
a. sternly warned the hashers to clean up and clear out
b. booked the hashers for trespassing, unlawful assembly, public drinking, general 
disorderliness, loitering, littering, in utero neglect, defamation of character, resisting 
arrest, and vagrancy c. checked with the Hopewell police and found a similar complaint lodged 
by Richard Preston d. cheered the hare, danced a jig and, singing loudly the songs of their 
fathers, took a couple of bottles back to the guards' headquarters.