PRINCETON HHH HASH #840.4 Date: 8/15/01 Time: 55 minutes Weather: Perfect for an outdoor wedding Venue: The Hood - An Ellipse with foci at Clinton/Olden & Clinton/E.State Hare: Pyroman Hashers: Speed Bumps, Dancing Fool, Wacko, Solo, OuiPee The "Hey Yo Paully" / "Juicy" Pre-nuptial Hash 'Tis hard to imagine a more appropriate pre-nuptial hash event than that ad"minister"ed by Pyroman this evening. In fact, we had all the elements of the wedding day (and night)--> The "minister" was of course, late, as his car broke down. Upon arrival he immediately ran away. The bride and groom got cold feet and never showed. Only 5 guests showed up. The 5 guests waited around for others and then gave up and went jogging. The event was held in a slum. There was no band. There was no dancing. The whole place was run down and abandoned. The food was awful. We ended up eating in a parking lot. In fact, the only thing about this hash that Paully and Juicy are not going to experience on their wedding day is a lot of virgin territory! NEXT HASHES: Desperate for Volunteers (I'm off on vacation) Wednesday August 22nd - 6PM at 87 Prospect - ??? Volunteers ??? Wednesday August 29th - 6PM at 87 Prospect - ??? Volunteers ??? Sunday September 2nd - 2PM at 87 Prospect St. - ??? Volunteers ??? Sunday September 9th - 2PM at 87 Prospect St. - ??? Volunteers ??? Sunday September 16th - 2PM at 87 Prospect St. - ??? Volunteers ???