PRINCETON HHH HASH #837.4 

Date:     July 25, 2001 
Time:     52 minutes 
Weather:  Hot and Humid 
Venue:    Dutch Neck/Oak Creek Rd - East to Rte.535/One Mile Rd 
          and back along One Mile Rd to Rte. 571. 
Hare:     Natural Born Lesbian 
Hashers:  Pyroman, Speed Bumps, Juicy, Hey Yo Paully, Rojo, Minor Tom, 
          Wacko, TJ, Bruce, Discomfort 
Rookies:  Rob, Dave, Ed, Ari 

The Backstreet Boys 

Back briefly from Korea, 
Minor Minor Minor Tom was disappointed as he surveyed the scene. 
"Where are all these 'boy toys' you've been tellin' me about," inquired 
the Army Guy of his wife/dominatrix. 
"I don't know," said RoJo, "I swear." 
Off went the ancient harriers, picking up the trail from the 
check that started NBL's sophomore effort.  100 yards down 
the road an "F" slid out from under a tree.  This rookie tactic invariably 
separates the pack right off the bat, but this time it proved fortuitous as 
the returning pack was met by Discomfort, arriving late from Princeton, 
with 6 boys in tow.  Interestingly, RoJo was never seen again, vanishing 
into the East Windsor landscape, conveniently missing the encounter between 
her "boys" and her "man", who spent his leave with Juicy and Bumps instead.

The Boys pushed the pace in pursuit of Paully and Pyroman, 
the only two not to fall for the beginning falsey.  They were 
quickly caught by the peloton, and the hash began in earnest. 
As the beleaguered veterans endeavored to keep pace with Pyroman, Paully 
and "The Boys", Discomfort was heard to lament over our inevitable doom. 
"They all run track!"  Not to fear, the Hash went right past Wacko's 
old condo development, now populated by degenerates obviously starved 
for "Something Juicy".  An impromptu regroup in a soy field and the hounds 
were soon following Paully up One Mile Road to NBL's abode and the apres. 

NEXT HASHES: Volunteer now before the best slots vanish like Rojo.

Wednesday August 1st - 6PM at 87 Prospect - Wacko sets
  Starts at Veterans Park in Lawrenceville
  Live Hare
  Barbecue afterward at 117 Oaklyn Terrace
  Directons: Rte. 206 south to Mile Marker 47 (just past Rider U.)
             left on Oaklyn Terrace, park in park at end of road.

Wednesday August 8th - 6PM at 87 Prospect - Pyroman sets 
Wednesday August 15th - 6PM at 87 Prospect - ??? Volunteers ??? 
Wednesday August 22nd - 6PM at 87 Prospect - ??? Volunteers ??? 
Wednesday August 29th - 6PM at 87 Prospect - ??? Volunteers ??? 
Sunday September 2nd - 2PM at 87 Prospect St. - ??? Volunteers ??? 
Sunday September 9th - 2PM at 87 Prospect St. - ??? Volunteers ??? 
Sunday September 16th - 2PM at 87 Prospect St. - ??? Volunteers ???