PRINCETON HHH HASH #828.4 
Date: May 27, 2001
Weather: Rain holding off, alas
Venue: Aprill in Paris
Set: WiPi and Miss Aprill
Time: 1:25 
Hashers Discomfort, Juicy, Hey Yo! Paully, LLLoda, Def. Not a Rat's Ass, 
Wacko, Geezer, Schwa! Excremental Earnings

Rookie: Christeenya the Seenya 

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:


I'll Remember Aprill

The hare wasn't even at the start, much less the over-hyped, much 
touted - but never to be seen Miss Aprilll (if two l's are good three 
must be better - just ask LLLoda). 

As Ogden Nash put it:

A one L Lama is a beast
A two L LLama is a priest. 
But I will bet a silk pyjama
You'll never see a three-L LLLama.

To which the reply is that they have three-alamas all the time in Brooklyn.


But I digress. Eventually WeePee showed, and we got to run through endless 
suburbia, the concrete jungles that are brought to you by the increasingly 
voracious appetite of the Sarnoff Corpus for bedrooms. 

But I digress yet again. The little boxes finally devolved into the Amtrak 
traks and a series of redeeming swamps- splendidly dank, malodorously rank 
tubs of skank into which we sank. Not bad, OuiPui, you are forgiven for 
the burbs. 

For the moment.

So, who's setting? Do we move to Wednesday night? There appear to be 
runners - is there a setter? 

Woof.