A RESOLUTION,
declaring a spontaneous LIVE HARE hash on the FULL MOON, Monday May 
7th at 7pm, at Mercer Community College. 

WHEREAS, Monday, May 7th is the date of this month's Full Moon; and

WHEREAS, Spankin Private Ryan will be running aimlessly in the trails 
of Mercer County Park, and has decided to do so while practicing 
laying trail for no apparent reason, thus giving others the 
opportunity to Catch and Harangue, the normal stuff of that activity 
known as "Live-Hare Hashing"; and

WHEREAS, it has occurred to Spankin Private Ryan that a last-minute, 
spontaneous hash on the night of the full moon, in an area in which 
the Hare has *never been*, on a monday just after another excellent 
Princeton Hash, with little or no notice to The Hounds is simply a 
Recipe For Ssuccess; and

WHEREAS, Hey YO! Paully! said "Go Ye, and Make It So"; 

now, therefore
BE IT RESOLVED by no one with any authority whatsoever:
 
1.  A spontaneous Live-Hare Hash will begin tonight, at Mercer 
Community College, 7pm.  It's on Old Trenton Road, in Hamilton.  Look 
it up on Mapquest.com.  Go to the main entrance, towards the MCC 
admin building, and look for Wankers in a Parking Lot.  Yell "on-on!" 
until you recieve a response.

2.  It will be short (plan for 30 minutes, unless you catch me) and 
there *will* be brief Religion to follow (i.e. a circle).  If this 
scares you in any way, then please come so that I may scoff in your 
general direction. 

 3.  Since this is seriously spontaneous, it's bring your own Hash 
Gear.  
    In this case, that means:  
    1.)a beverage of choice and a little to share, 
    2.)a drinking vessel unless you want my germs, 
    3.) a virgin-to-hashing
    4.) wimpy stuff like a jacket or flashlight if you think the moon 
is a myth, 
    5.) and your sex partner of choice.  

4. Note that you don't need to bring money. Note that if you're WIPI, 
and are considering what sex partner to bring, that you can't plug in 
a computer in the parking lot. 

5.  A copy of this notice shall be duly delivered to random mailboxes.


STATEMENT

A last-minute notice of a spontaneous full-moon hash with a live hare 
in a region the hare hasn't scouted at all.  It's come-as-you-are, 
BYOB, short and fun, with a circle!   Mercer Community College, 
7pm.   TELL A FRIEND!!  

For further info contact
Spankin Private Ryan




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PHHH # 825.4
Date:  May 7, 2001
Set By:  Spank'n New
Location:  Mercer County Community College
Time: 30 minutes (as advertised)
Hashers: Hey, YO!  Paully, Anthony, Emma and a
VISITOR:  Self Service (From Horvees, NJ - ass. w/ Philly Hash)

HASH OF THE RISING MOON

Far be it for an HHH to hash full moonly on the night of the full moon.  

Once hashers disobeyed directions and went away from the Administration
Building, they gathered fourfold to instructions given by Spank'n Gnu.

A 5-minute head start followed the foursome pounding asphalt, and more asphalt.
 At one point, the hash almost went on grass.

A loopy loop around a building or buildings and back the cars for a beer check
(one Coors Light shared by all but the hare and Emma).  After this beer check,
the trail went another loopy loop back around to the the cars.  Kind of like an
electron.

Songs were sung and beer was drunk.  Mudslides were passed out by Self Service
but no one partook in the lot; rather, these were saved for later.  She kept
the one that was half-drunk by her sister after trying to pawn that off on me
but I knew there was too much headspace in the container.  She should give it
back to her sister.

Emma and Tony had to exit since Tony had to be educated.
Paully left to go back to work and celebrate his 32nd birthday by his lonesome
(with Phillies/Astros and MapleLeafs/Devils after work mind you).
Spank'n and SS went to Boston (Market that is, white meat, Jersey Steak).  I
only hope they got some sides.

Before all was done, a dual naming was drunk two - thus making it official. 
Flour was cast by Spank'n which dubbed thee each:
 
Tony:  Os
Emma:  Car

What else would you get when an Emma and a Tony cross paths but an Oscar?

Upon exiting the MCCC, we were inundated by terrific sunlight cast off a full
moon, which is definitely full of trenches and mountains, as evidenced by the
varying shades of light on its surface.  I agree with Galileo.

Next hash:  826.5  Sunday May 12  Someone sets
Don't forget:  Full moon hashes on the night of the full moon (a Princton
tradition)