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PHHH # 824.4
Date:	May 6, 2001
Set By:	Geezer
Location:	The Usual
Time:	1 to 4 hours
Hashers (second wave):	Hey, YO!  Paully, Hand Solo, Excitable Boy
Hashers (first wave): 		You think I remember??
Knight on White Horse:		Wepi


IT SEEMED SO RIGHT AT THE TIME

Outside a one-mile radius of the Ivory Tower, The Geezer only knows three
locations  -  Province Line Bridge, ETS and Rosedale Park.  The Belle Mead
Inn doesnt count as he always arrives blindfold in the trunk of a car.

So the logic was irrefutable: since the hash started at the Bridge and went
through ETS, where else could it end but Rosedale Park?  This seductive
argument was enough to convince Solo to take an asphalt shortcut directly to
the Park, sweeping EB along in his wake.

Gradually EB became less Excitable Boy and more Low Blood Sugar Boy.  What
will happen if we get to the Park and the on-in is not there??  Answer: we
run back, no big deal.  What if we get too tired to run back??  Answer:
what’s the worst that could happen? Answer: We die.  Answer: Exactly.

The misery was compounded when all we found at the Park was HYP playing with
his high pressure hose.  He had taken the more difficult Southern Approach
to the Park and looked none the worse for wear.
Just when the plight of our heroes seemed most dire, who should crest the
horizon but WheeePea, assisted by Rats Ass bearing gallons of vile Orange
Fluid.  A gallon or two and a salt lick later EB was his old self.

And they all lived happily ever after ...


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PRINCETON HHH HASH #824.4 
Date: May 6, 2001
Weather: Misdirectional
Venue: Normal
Sets by: WiPi and Geezer
Time: 1:10 to infinity
Hashers Discomfort, Juicy, Hey Yo! Paully, HYP, Juicy, Mr. Rogers, 
Anthony Broadman, Brendon Peppard, Solo, Excitable Boy, Spanking Ryan 
Privately, LLLoda, Def. Not a Rat's Ass, Ice Blues Balls, OHF. 


Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:


The Wacko Trap

This Hash was basically a straight line from the Province Line Road 
bridgeout down Stony Brook with a hairpin after the Carter Road Bridge 
sending most of the pack back through ETS to the start. Its design, and 
a fiendishly clever one it was, incorporated a check at the hairpin 
that was expected to send Wacko, Paully and Solo straight to Rosedale 
Park. And so it did, except that Wacko wasn't on this hash. Had he been 
on it, he, too, would have been wandering around markless parking lots 
with the other idiots. As you have seen from Solo's "second wave" 
writeup, Excitable Boy was scooped up by the over-runners.

The second rule of hashing, EB, is: never ever follow Solo or Paully. 

The On In was marred by shameless lobbying by Ice Blue Balls on behalf 
of In Utero, Two for the Title of Oldest Hashing Fetus (OHF). I suggest 
OHF as his/her name. It surely sings. If approved by the Grand 
Dominatrix, he/she becomes the second person to receive a hashing name 
before a real name. 


#825.4 same time same place Yellow Big Ball sets, I think.