PHHH #821.4
Date: April 15, 2001
Weather: Spring Resurrection

Set by: Wacko
Location: Princeton Shopping Center-Herrontown Woods-Shopping Center
Time: 1:25
Hashers: Geezer, Rojo, Ouipee, LLLoda, Discomfort, Spanking Private 
Ryan, Nonsensei

Rookie: Brendon(or Brandon?/Brendan?-transfer vowels for apropos spelling) 

Question: Was it the Eveready Energizer Bunny, the trickster Brer 
Bunny, or the Playboy Bunny that set the Easter Hash?

Answer: Actually it was Wacko, but considering the time it took to run 
it (1:25) and the suave tricks he employed to outwit some, this hash 
may have well been set by some deviant Energizer Bunny running overdrive 
on Duracell batteries.

The terrain was local, the set was semi-live, and the bunny was an old 
hand: all the elements of a predictable hash. 

Or, so Geezer thought as he yelled to the pack that "the trail WILL go 
through the construction site, WILL go up the hill and then veer right, 
WILL have marks on the other side of the trees, WILL--------" Only to 
discover that the trail actually bypassed the construction site, veered 
down the hill, and that most of the marks were on the ground. Soon 
thereafter, Geezer went MIA. 

The rest of the pack trotted along, confounded at times by the 
improbable location of marks, but more or less enjoying a hearty spring 
frolic in the woods. It was at the end where the Bunny on Duracell-
overdrive reared its floppy ears once more to so befuddle hashers (OK, 
two hashers) by ... ---car------ignition----ha,ha ----5 ... ---turnip!
----*fools*-- that they turned back and decided to run the true trail 
to the on-in. 

(Wacko, you owe me one for not divulging the tricks of the trade)

On-in was marked by Spanking Private Ryan’s regaling of hash stories 
from yonder (read: Southwest USA) that again reaffirmed the uncontested 
fact that Princeton hashers do not have lives.