PHHH # 817.4
Date:  March 18, 2001
Weather: Wiiiiiiiiindy
Venue: Van Nest Park (Grovers Mill) to Cranbury Golf Club
Time:  0:45
Set By: Hey Yo Paully
Hashers: Geezer, Wacko, Solo, Excremental Earnings, Juicy,
         Catch & Release, Table Toes, Discomfort, ???

        March Madness

Talk about madness - a well-marked Paully hash that
ends in 45 MINUTES!!!  Insanity.  There are those who
might suspect that Paully has settled into a pre-nuptial daze
or has been tamed by a certain hot zone author,
but the more likely culprit is his lent-induced abstinence
from BEER.  No doubt after about a week Paully sobered up
for the first time in over a decade which is the only way
to accounts for his nearly human behavior.  Highlights of the hash 
included
a) some sneaker-sucking shiggy along the Millstone
   that a few brave (stupid) "soles" trod through (while
   those with 1/2 a mind took the road 50 yards to the side),
b) the noticeable no show of any dickheads named Preston (oops,
   he and OuiPee are probably the only ones who actually read
   these writeups so I best be careful, please strike that
   dickhead reference and change it to shitferbrains), and
c) the near death encounter with the Dreaded Kaufman Brothers
   as we crossed the Cranbury Golf Course, 

Amazingly once again we were not killed by 
maniac hunters or errant golf balls,
incredible how our string of luck has now extended
to almost 1000 hashes over 21 years without a death
despite the heartfelt concerns of certain Hopewell land barons.

The apres was a well orchestrated viewing of the NCAA tournament
at the Cranbury Golf Club.  Go Gonzaga!

Next Hashes:
#8184 Sunday, March 25, Schwa! and Catch and Release set
#819.4 Sunday, April 1, Geezer sets the Flower Power Hash of Treachery
and False Hope
#820.4 Sunday, April 8, Mystery Hare sets
#821.4 Sunday, April 15, Big Yellow Ball and Excremental Earnings set
#822.4 Sunday April 22, Discomfort sets
#823.4 Sunday, April 29, Neil Shenvi and Christina Brown set
#824.4 Sunday, May 6, Uranus sets
#825.4 Sunday, May 13, Table Toes and The Commish set
#826.4 Sunday, May 20, Wrong Way sets
#827.4 Sunday, May 27, Toxic Waste sets