PHHH # 814.4
Date:  February 25, 2001
Weather:  Wonderfully Wet, Wild and White
Venue: Mountain Lakes
Time:  1:00
Set By:  Wacko
Hashers: Oui Pee, Table Toes, Discomfort, Anthony Rodman
Rookies: Emma Torbert, Brian "He's History" Thurber

		NOT ON MY WATCH

"Neither snow, nor rain, nor dark of night, nor dearth
of hares shall keep the Princeton Hash House Harriers
from keeping their appointed 'rounds'!"

Okay, so the "rounds" for the rookies were served out of
bathroom sized dixie cups with Mickey Mouse on them, BUT AT
LEAST WE HAD ROUNDS.  Wacko grabbed Oui Pee's flour and set 
off from Community Park North, weaving through the misty pines,
across the earthen dam, out to the ball field behind the
Stuart School, and then, in true live hare form, snuck back
past the pursuing hounds in a sharp hairpin turn and repeated
the process in reverse, skirting the infamous field where the
Geezer set his endless misery of loop.  The high(low)light of this
hash, besides another wonderful one hour romp through shiggy
with nary one step on asphalt or one angry homeowner to be seen,
was the mutiny at the apres that began innocently enough
when Rookie Emma, in response to
what's your major said, "I'm physics and he's (Brian's) history."

Wacko: He's history.  Good name.
Oui Pee:  Yes yes.  It sings.  Let's name him!
Wacko: But we need the Geezer.
Oui Pee: Pah, We don't need no stinking Geezer!
Wacko:  But he's the grandmaster.  He'll have us killed!
Oui Pee:  Grandmaster... phooey.  You're The Wacko.
Wacko: Yes.  I am, "The Wacko".
Discomfort:  I can pull seniority.  I have hashed more than the Geezer.
Wacko: You have?
Discomfort: Don't forget I hashed in Cyprus before.  I have 100 at
            Princeton and over 200 in Cyprus and then about 50 in
            Khartoom and dozens of others.
Wacko:  Yes.  And...
Discomfort:  What do you mean?
Wacko:  Well, that's about 370.  
Discomfort:  How many has the Geezer done?
Wacko:  Over 500.
Discomfort:  Really...  oh....  gee...

And so, one more mutiny... is history...

Next hashes:
#815.4 Sunday, March 4, Juicy and Rojo set
#816.4 Sunday, March 11, Solo Sets
#817.4 Sunday, March 18, Hey Yo! Paully sets yet another equinox
#818.4 Sunday, March 25, Schwa! and Catch and Release set
#819.4 Sunday, April 1, Geezer sets the Flower Power Hash of Treachery
and False Hope
#820.4 Sunday, April 8, Mystery Hare sets
#821.4 Sunday, April 15, Big Yellow Ball and Excremental Earnings set
#822.4 Sunday April 22, Discomfort sets
#823.4 Sunday, April 29, Neil Shenvi and Christina Brown set
#824.4 Sunday, May 6, Uranus sets
#825.4 Sunday, May 13, Table Toes and The Commish set
#826.4 Sunday, May 20, Wrong Way sets
#827.4 Sunday, May 27, Toxic Waste sets