PRINCETON HHH HASHES #811.4 and 813.4 

Date: February 4, 2001; February 18, 2001
Weather: I don't care if it burns or freezes 'cause I am safe in the arms of jesus.
Venue: Zorgonistic
Sets by: Dr. Balls, Topical Expression, and In Utero, too.

Time: average about 1 hour. Individual cases may vary

Hashers (811.4): Geezer, Discomfort, OuiPui, Juicy, Hey Yo! Paully,Someone Else
(813.4) Wacko, Rojo, Minor3, Uranus, HYP, Juicy, Neil Shenvi, Schwa!, Catch and 
Release, Discomfort, WheePhee, Bumps, Pyro, Yellow, Geezer, Some Guy from Rumson 
and a Rookie, Amorphous Rodman.

Bookends- The Mean Weren't Bad, and The Bad Weren't Mean

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

Well, on 811.4 there was this F, see. But no, we didn't, and so we ran past it, 
past the male graphic, you see (but you probably don't), and there were all these 
marks, see, and this great turf and the weird brown towers, and then another F 
about a mile or so later, so it had to be right, right? Wrong. The dumb setterfucks 
had recapitulated Toxic Waste's great mistake. If you set beyond an F be damn sure 
the idiots running can find the F. Jey-soos Christ on a moped, how tough is that to 
figure out? 

But there was a silver (maybe lead) lining. We got to run past the great electro-farm 
from Zorgon. When the invasion comes, as we all know it will, there will be power 
aplenty coming from you know where. Nice. So we got lost, abandoned hope and ran back 
to the hot chocolate, laced with just a smidgeon of machine oil (what is that reference, 
you cultural illiterates?).

Now on 813.4, it was all different. We carefully ran on ashfault paths between all 
sorts of nice woods for a oh-so-short time through Mongomery Park. Looks like a great 
hash could be set out there. 

Still and all, given the pitiful state of the PH3 in terms of setters, we can't 
complain too loudly if those three set the whole year.

There was a down down for Minor Tom, who has been run off to Ko-rea by Eyesore. 
M3T, please come back.

AND WILL SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE UP THE HARD CORE? OR AT LEAST SEND THE POOR GEEZER A 
RUNLIST? PLEASE?

Next Hashes:

814.4 Sunday, February 25, I won't be there so I don't know.
815.4 Sunday, March 4, Juicy and Rojo set
816.4 Sunday, March 11, Discomfort sets
817.4 Sunday, March 18, Hey Yo! Paully sets yet another equinox
818.4 Sunday, March 25, Schwa! and Catch and Release set
819.4 Sunday, April 1, Geezer sets the Flower Power Hash of Treachery and False Hope
820.4 Sunday, April 8, Wacko sets
821.4 Sunday, April 15, Big Yellow Ball and Excremental Earnings set
822.4 Sunday April 22, Solo sets
823.4 Sunday, April 29, Neil Shenvi and Christina Brown set
824.4 Sunday, May 6, Uranus sets
825.4 Sunday, May 13, Table Toes and The Commish set
826.4 Sunday, May 20, Wrong Way sets
827.4 Sunday, May 27, Toxic Waste sets