PHHH # 808.4 Date: January 14, 2001 Weather: final Venue: South Brunswick High school to Kingston Time: 1:15 Set By: Jai, Ouipee Hashers: Rojo, Minor minor minor minor Tom the Army Guy, Speedbumps, Pyroman, Tropical Depression, Ice Blue Balls, Juicy, Hey YO!Paully, Uranus Williams, Definitely Not a Rat's Ass, Discomfort. Good afternoon, we rejoin our contestants with Pennington's own the Gerbils are Sick and Dying in the lead. Gerbils, choose your category! G: I'll take Miscellaneous Trash for $300, Alex. A: With only a few hashes to his credit, this hasher returned from an injury-induced sabbatical to set a tri-colored, snowbound hash in 2001. G: Who is Jai? A: Correct! You may choose again. G: Let's move to Notable Quotes for $200. A: "You mean there's snow"? G: What is overheard from Juicy on 808.4? A: Correct again! Choose your next category. G: Let's stay with Notable Quotes for $300. A: "I'm not in the mood for shiggy today." G: What is overheard from Juicy in 2000? A: Correct! Choose again. G: Let's go back to Miscellaneous Trash for $400. A: Cheezy Poofs, Marshmallow Chicks, Darby's tongue. G: What are items found in Hey Yo! Paully's navel? A: Correct again! You are certainly dominating this round, Gerbils. Next choice? G: Let's stick with Miscellaneous trash for $500. A: Holding up Uranus Williams's jogbra, OuiPea asks, "tops or bottoms?" G: Why is OuiPea still single? A: Correct again! And there's our bell, I'm afraid that was our last question. Gerbils you are well in the lead as we head into Final Jeapordy! How do you feel? G: I feel fine, thanks. A: Well we're back, contestants, and it's time for Final Jeapordy. Place your bets, please. Everyone finished? Well, then, here's your clue: 48. A: Oh, that means your time is up. Let's start with you George. "What is four dozen?" I'm afraid that's incorrect. What was your wager? Oh, that's too bad. Well, it was a pleasure having you on the show. Walter, it's your turn. "What is seven squared minus one?" Oh, I'm sorry, that's incorrect as well. I'm afraid you're out of the running, as well. Gerbils, let's see how you did. "How many hashers can fit in a Suburban?" That's correct! Gerbils you are our reigning champion with 40,000 Piels! How do you plan to spend your winnings? G: I'm so excited! I'm going to load up the Suburban, head for Princeton, and set the best hash of 2001! NEXT HASHES: #809.4, Sunday, Jan 21, 2 pm, Throatwarbler Mangrove comes out of semi-retirement. #810.4, Sunday, Jan 28, 2 pm, ??? sets the Superbowl Hash. #811.4, Sunday, Feb 4, 2 pm, Tropical Depression and Ice Blue Balls set the prelude to pain. Dogs included. #812.4, Sunday, Feb 11, 1 pm, Pyroman and Weepee set the first ever 2001 live hare Hard Core Hash Odyssey (An overeducated, long-winded, shithead pseudo live hare debacle) #813.4, Sunday, Feb 18, 2 pm, ??? sets the survivor's hash???