PHHH # 800.4
Date:  November 19, 2000
Weather: Fer"clem"t
Venue: The Nuclear Football
Time:  1:45
Set By:  OuiPee
Hashers: Rojo, Minor Tom, Rat, Definitely Not a Rat's Ass,
         Tropical Depression, Ice Blue Balls, Son of a Bitch,
         Wacko, Table Toes, The Commish, Hey Yo Paully, Juicy,
         Adam??, Brad, Discomfort, Nonsensei

               FROM THE DIARY OF CLEM

When Mr. Jeffers told me he had sold me land out from unner
me I new this day wood cum - and it finnaly happent.  Dem Dam
Hasher people came a trapsin' all threw my land I was a hepless
to do nuthin' to 'em.  If only me ole Pitster hadnt uppin dead on
me last year I coulda sicked her on 'em or sumthin' but now with
my wife dead, all I was left with was me hobblin' ole dog.  Still,
I waited pateintly, day and night for weeks, months unteel I herd
there horrible rebel cries waftin' through my land - I scaled a tree an
d waited for the pack to pass and the jumped the trailers - but
wait, sheeet - this lady is some sorta Commissioner!  Dang.  Life
sucks.

NEXT HASHES:  

#801.4, Sunday, Nov 26, 2 pm, Tropical Depression and Ice Blue Balls set
their honeymoon hash.  BYO turkey
#802.4, Sunday, Dec 3, 2 pm, ??? sets??? 
#803.4, Sunday, Dec 10, 2 pm, ??? sets???
#804.4, Sunday, Dec 17, 2 pm, ??? sets???