PHHH # 792.4
Date:  September 24, 2000
Weather:  radiant
Venue: baseball fields by Mercer County Park to Chez Toxic Waste
Time:  1:40 for the pack, 2:40 for Tabletoes and the Commissioner
Set By:  Rojo and Toxic Waste
Hashers:  Ice Blue Bells, Tropical Betrothal, Wacko, Uranus, Solo, Catch 'n' Release, 
Rubberalan, Grant Wallace, Nonsensei, LLLoda, WeePee, Hey Yo! Shrinkage, Juicy, Def. 
Not a Rat's Ass, Rat, Dancin' Fool, Minor3 Tom, Geezer, Speedbumps, Tabletoes

Rookie, newly named:  The Commissioner
Apres guest:  Ice Blue Dad

And the horse she rode in on:

She was radiant, with roses in her hair... and the bride wasn't too shabby either.  
Having first laid eyes on one another in the sea of shitters, Tropical Depression and 
Ice Blue Balls spent their first day of wedded bliss as any self-respecting hasher 
would, knee deep in mud.  B-U-T-ful Buck's county it was not, but RoJo and Toxic Waste 
nevertheless delivered a hash worthy of the occasion; there was ankle-sucking, foul 
smelling mud, there were swamps, and even a few thorns if you looked closely enough.  
Of course, there was also beer, champagne, and cheezy poofs.  Nonsensei gave a 
touching Japanese toast to the new couple (although it may just have been bad Haiku, 
who could tell?).  Down downs for the newly wed and the newly named, and a wedding 
cake atop a Hanukkah-clothed table rounded out the festivities.  

Notably overheard (or seen) at the wedding:

Ouipee cuts a mean carpet with Tomoko "Dancing Queen"  
Tomoko:  I just love ABBA!

Darby sniffs happily at her bridesmaid's butt while Tree and Son of a Bitch try 
valiantly to behave.

Rubberalan gives a touching toast, but forgets to drink.  Never fear, the couple 
downs champagne to the strains of "they're true blue" as sung by tables 5 and 7.  

High (and low) points of the hash:

Lady Uranus and Solo tango in the swamp.

The PHHH hits a new low as Wacko gives breast-feeding advice to the new bride.

What, exactly, was it that took Tabletoes and the Commissioner 2:40 to complete?  


Next hashes:

#793.4, Sunday, Oct 1, 2 pm, Speedbumps sets.
#794.4, Sunday, Oct 8, 2 pm, ??? sets???
#795.4, Sunday, Oct 15, 2 pm, Nonsensei sets.  
#796.5, Sunday, Oct 22, 2 pm, the Cuban Assasin sets.  
#797.5, Sunday, Oct 29, 2 pm, Pyroman sets the first annual red dress hash.  Proper 
                              attire required.   
#797.5, Sunday, Nov 5, 2 pm, ??? sets???