PRINCETON HHH HASH #791.4 

Date: September 17, 2000 
Weather: vacant 
Venue: Kendall Park--->  some woods somewhere 
Set by: Tropical Suppression 
Time: 1:30 

Hashers: Rojo, Geezer, Discomfort, OuiPui, Throat Deep, Ice Blue Balls, Rubberalan, 
LLLoda, TableToes, Booger, Jai 

Rookies:  The Marine Guy, Sister Tropical, which isn't a bad name, by the way. 

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: Tropical's Violationmobile was resident at the start, a 
derelict shopping center left over from another time. What's a Roller Rink, eh? Anyway, 
there was too much confusion at the start, some decent shiggy early, too much concrete in 
the mid-range, and some nice thorney woods late. Exactly where they were I'm not sure, but 
I think it was out by the House of Shih. Decent beer, though one might have been 
Discomforted by all the Coors. It was Throat Deep's 50th, and WiPi's 75th. 

Oh well, obviously, I've nothing to say, so I'll tell you a joke: 

An Englishman, A Frenchman, and a New Yorker were traveling in Borneo and were captured 
by the cannibal king and his cannibals. "There's bad news and there's good news," says 
the cannibal king. "The bad news is that we are going to kill you, boil you, eat you, 
and use your skin to make a canoe. The good news is that you can choose your form of 
death." 

So, the Englishman says, " I'll choose a pistol." The cannibals find a pistol and a bullet 
and give it to him. He waves the pistol, shouts "God save the King" (this was awhile ago) 
and shoots himself though the head. 

The Frenchman says, "I vil take zee sword." The cannibals find an old rusty sword and give 
it to him. He shouts, "Viv' la France!" and falls on the sword. 

The New Yorker, his time come round at last, says, "Give me a fork." After a long time the 
cannibals find a fork, and, somewhat mystified, give it to him. He begins to stab himself 
repeatedly all over. It's just horrible, there is blood and guts flying around everywhere. 
Even the cannibal king is disgusted. "Why are you doing this terrible thing?" he cries. 
The New Yorker, with his last breath, replies, "So much for your fucking canoe." 

Next Hashes: 

#792.4, Sunday, Sept 24, 2 pm, RoJo sets theTD/IBB apres wedding hash. 

ask Bumps about the rest.