PHHH # 783.4 Date: August 2, 2000 Weather: T Venue: Rt 1 DMV Time: 0:30 Set By: Pyrobreviation Hashers: Wacko, Juicy, Shrinkage, Table Toes, Speedbumps, Oui Pee, Definitely Not A Rat's Ass, Tropical Depression, Ice Blue Balls, Chris Brander, Pumpkin Pie, Pantiless, Seth Mosier, Jennifer Ly, Marc Sibilia, Grant, Pam. Entropy: 1) a measure of the capacity of a system to undergo spontaneous change, thermodynamically specified by the relationship dS=dQ/T, where dS is an infinitesimal change in the measure for a system absorbing an infinitesimal quantity of heat dQ at absolute temperature T. 2) In the absence of the Geezer, all hell breaks loose. And all hell it was. Cut to the start; DMV, set by Pyroman, nothing new here. But wait, isn't that Wacko, spontaneously naming and renaming at least 12 hashers? Among the confused, Seth, to be renamed "Gone for Good" next week, and Marc "the accidental hasher" Sibilia, aka "Cicada", aka, "Locust". OK, there's flour, that's a good start, now on into the bog without water, but wait, there's water in here! OK, slog slog, typical Pyro hash, flesh wrenching shiggy, ankle sucking mud, OK, this is more familiar... slog, slog, into the cattails, crotch deep water, Paully's managed to shortcut, everything's back to normal... ON-IN! WHAT? ON-IN? After only 30 minutes? OK, that's nothing new from a rookie, but from the overhyped, underwhelming, but nevertheless always apocalyptic Pyroman, only 30 minutes? I've known drosophila with more stamina. I've seen more time elapse between OuiPee's emails. With no Geezer or even RoJo to impart order, the entropic on-in continues... Seth "the bag won't leak" gains yet another name, The hasher formerly known as Tabletoes shuns a symbol, cheezy poofs and monster cookies meld with Yuengling's, and Paully, aka Shrinkage searches for light beer. Light beer? I rest my case. Next Hashes: #784.4, Wednesday, Aug 9, 6 pm, Ouiweepi sets the Sirius Killer Hash, although no one wants to admit it. #785.4, Wednesday, Aug 16, 6 pm, ??? sets??? Grab it while it's hot! #786.4, Wednesday, Aug 23, 6 pm, Excitable Boy sets. #787.4, SUNDAY, Aug 27, 2 pm, barring soft money, hard money, or sexual favors Solo and/or Spawnosolo set on SUNDAY!!! #788.4, Wednesday, Aug 30, 6 pm, OuiPee sets another? BACK TO SUNDAYS #789.4, Sunday, Sept 3, 2 pm, RoJo kicks off the post-labor day hashes. Wearing white is now a fashion faux pas. #790.4, Sunday, Sept 10, 2 pm, Llloda sets. #791.4, Sunday, Sept 17, 2 pm, Minor3 Tom sets. #792.4, Sunday, Sept 24, Shrinkage and RoJo duke it out over the equinox / TD/IBB apres wedding hash.