PRINCETON HASH #780 Date: July 12, 2000 Weather: A Little Too Nice Venue: Princeton - Dinky to Princeton Junction - Run Back Time: 1:15 Set by: Catch and Release, Schwa Hashers with new names: 1. Kim "Pumpkin Pie" 2. Malik "Son of a Bitch" (the dog) 3. Mike "Definitely Not Rat's Ass" Haywood Hashers with no names 4. Chris Brander 5. Chris Sharp 6. Grant 7. Mark Sibilia 8. Pam Hashers with names: 9. Discomfort 10. Geezer 11. Hey Yo Paully 12. Ice Blue Balls 13. John The Baptist 14. Juicy 15. Llloda 16. Minor Tom 17. Oui Pee 18. Pantyless 19. Pyroman 20. Rat 21. Rojo 22. Rubber Alan 23. Solo 24. Spawn-o-Solo 25. Speedbumps 26. Tabletoes 27. Throat Deep 28. Tropical Depression 29. Uranus 30. Wacko Rookies 31. Jai Sikand jai_67@hotmail.com 32. Jennifer Ly 33. Seth Mosier 34. yuqun@cs.princeton.edu Visitors: 35. Cock N Face (from Biloxi Mississippi) Seen at the apres: John "Second Story Party Girl" The Commish The LRF Description, Polemics and Lies Le Tour de Princeton or Ground Control to Minor Tom The world of sport was suspended for the day (All Star Break + Day Off in the Tour de France) and the PHHH was no exception as nearly half the pack ABANDONED the trail midway, opting to run around aimlessly instead of relax for 20 minutes until the dinky returned. The hot topic of the Tour de Princeton was not "blood doping" but just plain "doping" as pontifications flew about the prospects of convincing the PHHH to take a train. The resulting random pathways would have made Brownian proud. Here is a rough chronology. 6:10 A pack of over 25 leaves from 87 Prospect heading to the stadium and soccer fields beyond. This number will swell to 34 + a dog. 6:15 Paully, Kim, Chris and Wacko depart attempting to chase down the peloton. 6:30 The pack converges on the dinky station. Most realize that we are supposed to embark on the train but impatiently decide to run for Princeton Junction instead. SCB's like Wacko and Pyroman keep running around and around looking for the out marks. Around this time, Oui Pee and Tabletoes arrive at the start. 6:35 Cock N Face arrives from Biloxi - sees no one - and takes off in her car in search of the PHHH given some "harey" advice. 6:40 Minor Tom arrives at the start and sets out. At this point the rest of the pack is strewn all over between the dinky station and Princeton Junction. There is the Geezer-led group running down Alexander Rd., the Uranus-led group heading down Washington Rd., and Tropical Depression-led group heading down the dinky tracks. 6:45 Hand Solo shares a near death experience with a dinky train heading back to Princeton. 6:55 Oui Pee arrives at the dinky station just in time to catch the 6:55 with Wacko, the only two to run the TRUE TRAIL. 7:00 After 20 minutes of wasted search after ghost marks on Alexander Rd., the Geezer-led pack returns to Geezerheim for the On-In. On the way, they pass a flustered Pyroman finally running out to Princeton Junction. The P-man turns around and joins them - had enough. The Uranus-led pack sees the hare's car in the soccer fields next to Washington Rd and happily begin imbibing. The others, including TD, Hand Solo, Hey Yo Paully, John The Baptist, and many more meet Oui Pee and Wacko at the Junction as the dinky pulls in and together they take the true trail off to Sarnoff Woods. 7:15 Emerging from Sarnoff onto Washington Rd., the pack is met by an angry homeowner. Not to be paranoid, but as they trespass across her front yard amidst her maniacal ranting, they notice someone starts following them in a car and that her next door neighbor has thrown on his running shows and is chasing them down. The woman in the car begins laughing at us, parks her car, and starts chasing us too! Have no fear, it is merely senior airperson Cock N Face from Biloxi Mississippi, and the neighbor is Mark Sibilia, a student at Stevenson Hall in 1983 whose last hash was #36 and I believe surpasses Burk Huber for the RECORD time between consecutive hashes. He saw us passing his house and remembered that he was meaning to get back to hashing, "one of these days". 7:20 The remaining hashers reach Uranus et al. at the On In. Meanwhile - Table Toes and Minor Tom finally convince themselves that the dinky must be the true trail. Penniless, TT heads for the Geezerheim and Minor Tom heads for Princeton Junction on foot. 7:20-7:50 Hounds straggle into the On-in as the head count increases. Down Downs for Malik the Dog "Son of a Bitch" rookies Seth Mosier, Jennifer Ly and visitor Cock N Face. 8:00 Hashers return to the Geezerheim for a hash bash. All 35 are accounted for except for Minor Tom. Lame hashnaming ensues 8:30 The Commish arrives from Philadelphia 9:05 Minor Tom returns successful in his solo endeavor - completing the entire trail in 2:35. Next Hashes: #781.4, Wednesday, July 19, 6 pm, Ice Blue Balls and Tropical Depression set an idyllic frolic for the Geezer's 500th and RoJo's 300th, unless he's dead and she's out playing with the bonobos. #782.4, Wednesday, July 26, 6 pm, Discomfort sets. #783.4, Wednesday, Aug 2, 6 pm, Pyro sets the bestest, shiggiest, most muddiest hash of the day so far. #784.4, Wednesday, Aug 9, 6 pm, ??? sets ??? Grab it while it's hot! #785.4, Wednesday, Aug 16, 6 pm, Yellow Ball sets up Morristown way, claiming virgin territory. #786.4, Wednesday, Aug 23, 6 pm, Excitable Boy sets. #787.4, Wednesday, Aug 30, 6 pm, Solo and/or Spawnosolo set on Solo's mountain. Good night, Jim-Bob. BACK TO SUNDAYS #788.4, Sunday, Sept 3, 2 pm, RoJo kicks off the Sunday hashes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ To subscribe from this group, send an email to: PHHH-subscribe@egroups.com and don't forget to check out our shiggy-filled Web Page http://www.princetonol.com/groups/phhh