PHHH Hash # 771.4


Date:  May 14, 2000
Weather:  permitting 
Venue:  Dinky-ton
Time:  1hour-ish
Set by:  Throat Deep
Hashers:  RoJo, Oui Pee, Hey Yo! Paully, Juicy, Minor Tom, Excitable Boy, Discomfort, Excremental 
Earnings, Schwa, Pyroman, Michael Blake (aka Rat), Rambo, Speedbumps.
Abandoning Hasher:  Geezer



The Little Hash That Couldn't


It held promise, really it did...


Start at the Princeton Junction Train Station.
Hardly virgin territory, but it is home to some enduring hash icons, including the ditch where the 
dinosaurs died and the swamplands behind Sarnoff.


I think I can, I think I can


Where's the hare?  Geezer, not finding the hare where he supposed the start to be, turned around and 
went home.  Does he know something we don't?  


I think I can, I think I can


Oooh, torrential rain last night!  That should make for some wonderful swampland off of the tracks.  
What's that, you set yesterday?  You are resetting SOME of the marks NOW?


I think I can, I think I can


It shouldn't have been a surprise that all semblance of flour was gone after the first hundred yards, 
but at least there must be mud...


I think I can, I think I can


Shiggy to the left of us, shiggy to the right, and a double crossed arrow straight across the field.  
Meandering through some markless woods behind Sarnoff... On Hare!  Mud?  Glorious mud?  "Just run 
straight across Rt 1, go behind the gas station and look for marks there." Boooring!


I think I can, I think I can


Back in Princetontown, down the road, a double crossed arrow leading across impending suburban hell, 
another double cross over a field, then nothing.  Must have rained on those marks, too.  Dr. Oui 
Pee's voice of reason, "he's heading back to the lacross field, I saw the marks yesterday."  Good 
thinking, Doctor!  Let's just head for the beer.


I think I can, I think I can


On In!  On Hare!  But wait, the car's locked... and you gave the keys to Paully?  


The little hash just couldn't.


Overheard on the hash:


Juicy: "Who's blowing the whistle?"
Oui Pee: "That's Rambo, but no one knows what it means."
Minor Tom: "It means he's excited."


Throat Deep:  But it raaaaained... and it's exaaaaam weeeek... 




up and coming hashes... we need summer volunteers!  


#772.4, Sunday, May 21, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Geezer sets the Flower Power Hash of Treachery and 
                                           False Hope.
#773.4, Sunday, May 28, 2 pm? 87 Prospect, OuiPea sets the reunions hash.


we need summer volunteers... volunteer, or suffer live hares by Pyroman all summer!


#774.4, Wednesday, May 31, 87 Prospect, Pyroman sets the first hash of the summer??? 
#775.4, Wednesday, June 7, 87 Prospect, Pyroman sets the second hash of the summer???
#776.4, Wednesday, June 14, 87 Prospect, Pyroman sets the third hash of the summer???
#777.4, Wednesday, June 21, 87 Prospect, Hey Yo! Paully sets the summer solstice hash???