PHHH Hash # 767.4

Date:  April 16, 2000
Weather:  b-u-t-ful 
Venue:  b-u-t-ful Buck's county
Time:  1:15
Set by:  Pyrobunny
Hashers:   Geezer, Tropical Depression, Uranus Williams, Nonsensei, Rubberallen, 
Discomfort, Hey Yo! Paully,  Pantyless, Speedbumps.
Road-running hashers:  Juicy and RoJo
Rookies:  Greg Bell, Michael Blake

It's Wabbit Season


This was the shiggiest, muddiest, thorniest, bestest hash of the week, if Pyro did say 
so himself... and he did, again, and again, and again. 

What really happened:

The rain cleared and the sun came out as the Princeton hash descended upon Buck's 
county.  With Pyroman at least 15 minutes into the set, hounds were milling around in 
the parking lot, Pantyless amusing all with his golf-ball juggling skills:
Geezer: why aren't we running yet?
Paully:  I'm waiting for my bag to dry out!   (golf bag, that is)

Last minute instructions from Speedbumps:  If we catch the hare, we get to strip Paully.  
Face it, does anyone really want to strip Pyroman? 

Hot on the trail of a single mark, the pack headed into the woods... at least most of 
the pack.
Juicy:  I'm really not in the mood for shiggy today.  
And down the road she went, eventually to be chased down by the Grand Dominatrix 
herself, arriving late from a tryst in Kathmandu. 

On into the thorns, Geezer bleeding spontaneously, confusion at the first checkmark.  
Checkback?  What's a checkback?  Oh, well, off we go, through mud and through thorn, 
through water and assorted lower Buck's county trash, over railroad car after railroad 
car after railroad car.  Geezer led a testosterone-laden contingent in a game of 
chicken across Rt 1 while the Lillith hash plus Rubber continued on trail.

Discomfort:  "Those short-cutting bastards!" 
Nonsensei:  "SOB's!"
Rubber:  "I'm in a definitle minority here... I don't think I like this!"

On through the tunnel of crotch deep water, only to emerge at the Calvary Church... hey, 
it's Tropical Depression... where did he come from?  The trail's over there?  Wait, we 
just ran under that!  Paully's bleating "on-on" led into the park where the monster 
trucks jump, Paully and a young protoge pointing towards the on-in where sky blue oreos 
and sky blue peeps mingled with Uranus's famous home baked chocolate chip cookies.  
Yuengling was drunk, ticks were plucked, and lies were told. 


Reportedly, Pyro was chastised by a young girl on a bicycle
Young girl:  You know it's rude to throw things on the road.
Pyro (meekly):  It's only flour...
Upstanding young citizen:  It's still rude to throw things on the road!  

And speaking of rude, Paully, it's rude to bare your butt on the road.  Remember the 
angry dyke?  


Up and coming hashes:

 
#768.4, Sunday, April 23, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Tropical Depression sets the Easter Beer Hash.  
#769.4, Sunday, April 30, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, RubberAllen sets.
#770.4, Sunday, May 7, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Excitable Boy sets.
#771.4, Sunday, May 14, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Throat Deep sets.
#772.4, Sunday, May 21, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Geezer sets the Flower Power Hash of Treachery 
                                           and False Hope.
#773.4, Sunday, May 28, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, ??? sets???