PRINCETON HHH HASH #740.4


Date:     October 17, 1999
Weather: Rain coming up from the south
Venue:    Bordentown  
Time:    1 hour
Set By:  Toxic Waste
Hashers: Tropical Depression, Ice Blue Balls, Hey YO! Paully, Tabletops,
Throat Deep, RoJo, Raw Sex, Mike, Rubber Allen, Llloda, Discomfort,
Excremental Earnings, Minor minor minor Tom the Army Guy, Tomoko, Devjani,
Tree, Darby (a.k.a.Knucklehead, Seeping Brain, and the puppy in the Grinch
Who Stole Christmas)--Who am I missing? (ans: Chris the Other Army Guy)



                    "SET A HASH AND CLEAN OUT THE CUPBOARDS ALL IN ONE DAY"


Toxic Waste, known by many to have been on the first PHHH hash, back in the
day, made a surprise appearance for those of us who've been around for
years, but never had the pleasure of heckling him. He claimed at the start
that there was much change in elevation and promised pain. With this
knowledge, off the hounds went, first admiring a quick loop around the
field, then to the Halloween decorated houses gone overbored and the school
for wayward children.


The hounds claimed to have shortcut to the second phase of the hash in a
mere twenty minutes, although, one wonders how this was managed, as the
course ran along the river (ah, the rookies of yesterweek could do it), to
witch point, they followed a long, long, deceitful false trail down the
railroad tracks running parallel to the Bordentown yacht club. But, alas,
up, up, up went the true trail into the thicket. It's all a big blur to me,
but I think we then came across a community of God's messengers. Rumor has
it that Raw Sex invited the women to join him in the missionary position.
Oh, my mistake, it was Paully, inviting others to mudwrestle in the
swamp...and Tropical took him down down. (Tropical, Tropical, he's our man,
if he can't protect us from angry land-owner Napoleon-complex men with
Alaskan huskies, nobody can!). This was followed by a quick jaunt in the
state park (which, incidentally, was surrounded by private
property--non-hashing law-abiding citizens must parachute in), out to a
friendly people farm. 


And finally, here comes Raw Sex leading the hounds, up to our BMX trail and
an apres of the finest Rolling Rock in town and the stalest motherf&*#$*#&$
pretzels anyone has ever seen. 


Follow up questions: Who ingested the pretzels with the pupa stage moths?
Was it Lllloda? And was there or was not an inspirational speaker living in
a van down by the river? Was Paine experienced? Was this REALLY new
territory, as the hare claims it to be?


p.s. Tabletoes, in his Kenmobile, was detained by the Bordentown
authorities. Toes was let off the hook with a warning but told:


"You better never let me catch you speeding in my town again."


No worries....Toes offered him a pretzel.



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